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kellygreen

1. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2011 12:44am UTC
   That moment when you feel ignored,
   even by your mom :(
   
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2. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   »If someone lie to me. I would like to say:
   "Hey , ____ . If that's
   your real name"
   not my format.
   
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3. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2011 2:14pm UTC
   Harold Camping
   must be having
   an awkward moment
   right now.
   not my format.
   
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4. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you wake up and the world ended, but you missed it 'cause you were sleeping.
   ♥
   
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5. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   Google
   _______________________________________
   |jhcbekuhbkeuqhrnehrniqerb |
   [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
   Make Google my homepage
   Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
   ©2011 - Privacy
   Did you mean? hdbekrhufbwrkudhekdbrfwtgrf?
   
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6. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   -I'll show you mine if you show me yours first :)
   -Please, stop the nonsense and show me the license.
   -Ok, officer :(
   
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7. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 11:03pm UTC
   When I was little... I went to McDonalds.
   And I asked for a....
   Krabby Patty.
   It was AWKWARD.
   
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8. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   I wrote "Ninjas" in the search bar and the computer said: "Ninjas can not be found"
   Very astute, Ninjas. Very astute!
   You are so smart :)
   
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9. kellygreen
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   Me: Mom, Can I....
   Mom: NO!
   
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10. kellygreen
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    So sad, no one has favorited this quote yet.
    *forever alone*
    
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11. kellygreen
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    686 comments
    696 faves
    4919571
    you
    15 May 2011 at 04:28pm
    category
    facebook / stumbleupon
    get code
    HAHA JK! :)
    
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12. kellygreen
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    *Someone tells a joke.
    *Everyone is laughing
    Me:
    *I didn't get it*
    
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