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  1. csoccer926 csoccer926
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 6:53pm UTC
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    Like if you miss him!

  2. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Fave this quote and comment your name and I'll comment on your profile a name that sounds good with yours.
    I promise to them all, I'm so sick of people saying they will and then they don't! So I promise to do them


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    How come parents
    Are always nicer to other kids
    Then to their own?

  5. iCourtney iCourtney
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:43am UTC
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    I Hate It When...
    A Shower only
    has two options -
    either 3rd degree burns
    Or Skinny Dipping in Antartica.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  6. baseballcj101 baseballcj101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Dude we need to talk
    Yo man what's up?
    My little sister ... she just ... D:
    Dude just say it -.-
    She just beat me at Black Ops
    ROFL DUDE YOUR LIFE'S OVER. YOUR SISTER'S THE MAN!
    Real Convo between my brother and his friend (: pown.
    nmf -

  7. CallMeKiana CallMeKiana
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    "OMG you're so pretty"
    "Yes, that is how I have managed to stay single this long"

  8. eternalsunshinex eternalsunshinex
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
    ah,childhood.
    only me?
    not my format.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. grace_xo grace_xo
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:18am UTC
    We have all recorded ourselves singing
    TO SEE IF WE CAN ACTUALLY SING.

  13. JoshLovesYou JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    When I started preschool...
    I met a girl there, named Alison.
    We became best friends.
    Whenever we were together, she would hug me & tell me my hair smelled nice. (She was a weird kid, even back then :P)
    When we were about to start elementary school, Alison moved away to California. I thought I would never see her again.
    Last year, we started high school..
    And Alison came back; and ended up in the same school as me.
    When we were at lunch, we happened to sit next to each other, and I was sure she didn't recognize me...
    Then she said "Hey you, your hair smells nice."
    I've been dating her ever since...
    And to this day I'm still wondering,
    Am I using the same shampoo as I did more than 10 years ago? O.o

  14. Zacfan413 Zacfan413
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:37am UTC
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?!
    Oops I did it again.
    notmyformat.

  15. Maria13 Maria13
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Mc ' Donalds (:
    Mc ' Flurry ;D

  16. katie2411 katie2411
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Mirror
    You say I look good...
    Camera
    Why don't you agree?
    ♥ this if you think your camera's a b●tch
    NOT MINE-
    CREDIT TO : KYLAH704

  17. madelineandie madelineandie
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    AND WHO ELSE
    already lost track of what day of the week it is
    because it's summer?
    nmf

  18. xx_BoO_xx xx_BoO_xx
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. nemoismylife nemoismylife
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    the one stalker friend that likes your status .3 seconds after you post it

  20. marimbasonata marimbasonata
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    FAV IF YOU SECRETLY....
    *ARE A NINJA
    *ARE DIGGING A HOLE TO CHINA
    *ARE PART OF THE FBI
    *HAVE A LARGE COLLECTION OF SQUIRREL
    *GO TO HOGWARTS
    *ARE A PROFESSIONAL THUMB WRESTLER
    *DO SYNCHRONIZED DIVING IN YOUR SPARE TIME
    *THINK YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS SOME SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES...
    *KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
    *PERSONALLY KNOW BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
    *WERE TURNED INTO A NEWT THE OTHER DAY
    *WERE A WALK-IN ON BLUE'S CLUES
    *ARE A STUNT DOUBLE FOR MEGHAN FOX
    *ARE DISTANTLY RELATED TO DARTH VADER
    *ARE 532 YEARS OLD
    *ARE THE 6TH MEMBER OF MYSTERY INC
    *ALWAYS KNOW WHAT WILLIS IS TALKING ABOUT
    *HAVE A STASH OF TATER TOTS IN YOUR ROOM
    OR
    *KNOW HOW TO MAKE PANTS OUT OF MUSTARD
    COMMENT IF ALL OF THE ABOVE APPLY
    AND FYI, ITS NOT A SECRET ANYMORE....
    I'M ONTO YOU

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