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keeponburning

1. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 1:18pm UTC
   Look,
   It's none of your business who Harry Styles is dating.
   You will not marry him when you're older. Face it.
   It's not his fault that he wants to be with someone who makes him happy.
   You directioners are getting out of hand. You can't pull a fit whenever your "future husband" gets a girlfriend.
   So stop it.
   Please.
   you don't know how hard it was not to cuss in that quote v_v
   
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2. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   my friend texting me: wat r u up 2 :)
   me: *types* i'm on the internet you know the usual
   me: wait what if she asks me what websites i'm on?! *deletes*
   me: *types* just surfing the net :)
   me: what if she asks me what i'm searching?! *deletes*
   me: *types* nothing really. you? :) *sends*
   me: o_o phew..
   
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3. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   me before christmas: my phone is so big!
   me after christmas: phone, you are tiny. deal with it.
   
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4. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:10pm UTC
   Online Story Problems #3;
   When a girl falls in love with the guy who's bullying her. I mean, siriusly? If a guy hit me or called me ugly, I wouldn't dream of dating him.
   
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5. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Online Story Problems #2;
   When the characters meet in the first chapter and are snogging making out in the next.
   
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6. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   online story problems #1;
   when the story starts like
   "hai, my name is Shelby and I'm 17 years young. I love this guy, but he doesn't like me. I have long, curly blonde hair, sparkling green eyes and perfect tanned skin. I'm not pretty though, I'm ugly. I love blah blah blah, and blah blah blah.
   I got swag. ;D Well now I gotta go meet up with my BFF Sorcha so baii!
   Deuces."
   
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7. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   teacher: britney, what's the capitol of ohio?
   britney: O
   ~ stolen from glee ~
   
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8. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   suicide is a permanent solution
   to a temporary problem.
   
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9. keeponburning
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   losing him was blue like i'd never known
   missing him was dark grey all alone
   forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
   but loving him was red
   ♥
   
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10. keeponburning
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    hello journal, it's me
    it's been a while since we've talked
    about my life and stuff
    let's start about my feelings about my friends
    oh wait - i don't have friends!
    true story bro.
    {stolen from the journal song in adventure time}
    
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11. keeponburning
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    'cause baby you're a firework
    come on show 'em what your worth
    make them go "oh oh oh"
    as you shoot across the sky;
    ♥
    
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12. keeponburning
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    lights will guide you home;
    and ignite your bones;
    and i will try....
    to fix you.
    ♥
    
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13. keeponburning
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Me joining witty;
    witty: are you a real person?
    me: oh no im just an imaginary person who can use computers
    
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