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izzybeLLa_127
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:51am UTC

Whenever I
receive a text message, I always hope it's from him.
nmf/q/FB

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staybeaut1ful
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 9:57pm UTC

When you're in a relationship, everyone
wants you. But when you're single;
nothing..

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CamiTheBaconator
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:18pm UTC

if you LOVE two people
at the same time,
Choose the second one.
Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.♥
~Johnny Depp
nmf/nmq/nmf

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CokkieMunster
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 6:08pm UTC

Nicki Minaj:
Pink Hair
Katy Perry:
Blue Hair
Rhianna:
Red Hair
[&]
Lady GaGa:
Green Hair
THE F*CKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

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xscarletismydrugx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:19pm UTC

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father:
You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet ♥

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MissAlyssaxoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC

So there's this girl I know.
She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
She said:
"No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
She asked me how.
I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
Thank you♥

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Alva_Ox
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 7:08am UTC

Teacher say's: class , stand up if you think your an idiot
*Student stands up*
Teacher say's: so you think your an idiot?
Student say's: nah , I just didnt want to see you standing up all alone :)
♥
nmf/nmq

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Imfallingforyaabby
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:32pm UTC

I hate when people
See me at the super market & they are like;
"hey what are you doing here"?
& im just like;
"Oh you know hunting elephants"

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silverarrows
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:24pm UTC

mom: I bought you some pencils
*hands me 10 pack of pencils*
me: This will last exactly 3 days

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aly2013
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:33pm UTC

I was at the baseball game..
With the guy i'm like totally in love with.
he was sitting by me, when a foul ball was coming right for me.
And he jumped in front of me and took the hit.
His response: "i told you i'd always protect you."
:)

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xilovehimx77
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:13pm UTC

Boys Who...
put secret love notes in your locker.

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stilllovingyou
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:37am UTC

Four words I never want to hear
"there is no food."

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xoYouAreBeautifulxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:32pm UTC

There's a difference between:
12 likes on Facebook
&
12 favs on Witty...
♥

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xCammie
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:46pm UTC

i met this boy at orientation.
he JUST texted me.
he said "oh i think i remember u, u looked pretty" ..
i'm crushin on him (:
DOES THAT MEAN HE'S STARTING TO LIKE ME?

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xilovehimx77
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:59pm UTC

Boys Who...
just doesn't tell you "he loves you" but proves it..

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