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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father:
You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet ♥

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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl:

847 faves · 6 comments · Sep 2, 2011 12:19pm

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Determined · 1 decade ago
WTF ur so pops
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xscarletismydrugx · 1 decade ago
oh well i didnt jock it. i hate that (:
@neoncoolness THANK YOU
@xLiveLaughLove thankssss
@piggly_wigglyy hahaha
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neoncoolness · 1 decade ago
i made this 700 :)
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xLiveLaughLove · 1 decade ago
hahaa thats really funny! :D
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piggly_wigglyy · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahha.. i just died
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loveyualways · 1 decade ago
this has been on here before... not saying you jocked ,, just letting you know (:
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