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1. TheBrokenSmile
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
   Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
   Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
   Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
   Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
   Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
   Teenager: .. What?
   Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
   Boom. Dissed by my momma.
   
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2. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   For every fave
   I'll do 1 confession, but they wont say on the quote "Confession one" i think its annoying
   nmq
   
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3. Ashlaaay
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 1:21pm UTC
   Y __Y __Y __Y __Y __Y
   Boy
   Your The Reason WhyText here text here text here
   Waterproof mascara was invented
   Y __Y __Y __Y __Y __Y
   Credit to HelloFormats and _LovedLayouts_
   
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4. LegallyBlonde24
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   Someone: FAIL!!
   Me: No one asked for your life story...
   ♥
   
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5. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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6. FunZy0x4
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. laughter_14
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   Yes,
   you can hold my hand if you want to.
   Cause I want to hold yours too.
   We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret world.
   ♥
   nmf/nmq
   
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8. alliislovex3
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 4:25pm UTC
   i'm so romantic,
   sometimes i think i should date myself. ♥nmf
   
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9. legit7
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 5:38pm UTC
   Aww what happened?
   well i was riding my-
   AWW! can i sign your cast now?
   
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10. legit7
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    it's okay;
    i've learned to expect the lowest
    from the♥people i♥thought the
    highest of..♥
    
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11. chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...
    ♥
    
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12. clueless1212
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Dear Ads on Witty,
    Stop trying to look like a quote,
    you're not.
    Sincerely,
    Almost tried to "Get Code"
    ♥
    
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