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audreyann
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Attractive person: Hey
Me: Who paid you?

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audreyann
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC

CORNBREAD
CHICKEN
RICE
PEAS
WE GOT HIGHER SAT'S
HIP HIP HIP HOORAY
YOU'LL BE WORKIN FOR US ONE DAY

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

friends:you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah, yes, let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC

You got your...
0-90 followers: Freshmen
90-200: ROTC guys
200-250: preps
250-300: J.V. jocks
300-350: Asian nerds
350-400: Cool Asians
400-425: Varsity jocks
425-600: Unfriendly black hotties
600-625: Girls who eat their feelings
625-700: Girls who don't eat anything
700-750: Desperate wannabes
750-800: Burnouts
850-900: Sexually active band geeks
900-1,000: The greatest people you will ever meet
1,000+: And the worst - beware of plastics.
Not meant to offend anybody sunshine and rainbows lol I don't even go here
wait

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Are you from Tennessee?
Because your car has a Tennessee license plate on it.

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:13am UTC

This is a vent
dammnit.
Why are there so many people
who only care about themselves?
The world doesn't revolve around you
or your pretty little head.
The world revolves around the sun.
Thank you very much.
So if you think you're the only one with problems
you are very wrong indeed, my friend!
Don't walk around getting mad at your friends
just because you had a bad day,
because you know what?
Maybe your friend had an even worse day,
b*tch.

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 10:31am UTC

Always deny the apocalypse,
because even if the world
ends, nobody will be around
to prove you were wrong
anyway.

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 8:49pm UTC

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If Heaven and Hell decide
that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
then I'll follow you into the dark
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audreyann
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Boys are perfect human beings and I am sexually frustrated.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC

when i was a kid, i was obsessed with
those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

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katiecocoa7
posted a quote
February 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Whenever I feel like punching someone in the face I simply put all my emotions in a box and put the box in a closet.
But when i see my boy friend kissing another girl i take the box out of the closet and let my emotions free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC

My best friend: Audrey, help me find my phone!
Me: I can't. You're in France.
My best friend
: No I'm not.
Me: Yes you are. Stop lying.
My best friend
: Can you call my phone for me?
Me: No! YOU'RE IN FRANCE.
My best friend: NO I'M NOT.
Me: Stop.
My best friend:
Oh, yes! I found my phone.

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Jordan_J77
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Who is sick of the 'pending moderation" quotes getting top quotes

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katiecocoa7
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 7:33pm UTC

WHEN YOU START A CONVERSATION ON THE PHONE YOU SAY
HEY ITS ME
HELLO ITS ME HERE
YO YO YO ITS ME
HELLO YOUR NAME IS
OR JUST SAY HI

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
May 23, 2011 6:53pm UTC

Yeah I have flaws.
I can creep you out, be a little too hyper, i can get jelous, be dorky, forgetful, impatient, lazy,
i procrastinate, i can get afraid, im perverted, im sometimes wrong, stupid, shy, bitchy,
dumb, a drama queen, quiet, gullible, shy, stalkish, and a fool.
But thats who i am. And who I'm always gonna be.
So deal with it.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoSamanthaRae13x
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 11:14pm UTC

My boyfriend has been stationed in Iraq for the past year and wasn't supposed to come back for another month.
This morning when I woke up, he was by my bed, down on one knee with a beautiful ring in his hand.
He's my soldier, my fiance and my everything and his love GMH.
lovegivesmehope.com

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softballsweetheart16
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 7:48pm UTC

A boy gave a girl 12 roses
11 were REAL
1 was FAKE.
the boy whispered in the girls ear,
"i'll love you until the LAST rose dies."

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audreyann
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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