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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Google
    How to love your kids if they turn out ugly
    Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
    Change Background Image Advertising Programs Business Solutions Privacy & Terms‎ +Google ‎ About Google

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    yeah school sucks but does it swallow

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    tip: you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille
    and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC
    If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
    • Have candles on your birthday cake
    wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
    • Kiss another female besides me
    You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
    • Speak to other females
    idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
    • Own a GPS/SatNav
    what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
    • Buy glasses or contact lenses
    why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
    • Sneeze in public
    girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
    • Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
    they're hotter than me
    • Buy lightbulbs
    i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
    • Listen to another girl's relationship problems
    a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
    • Watch animal planet
    you might see your ex
    • Wear shoes with laces on
    you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
    • Be good at maths
    find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
    • Drink milk
    Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
    • Spray Lynx in public
    next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 10:37am UTC
    you know you're british when more 16 yr olds pass their pregnancy test than their GCSEs

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    why get thinner when you can get more dinner

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    CAN YOU RELATE?
    My bed time is when my cell
    phone battery is almost flat.

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO SOMEONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
    NMQ

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    In every PE class there's always that one person who thinks they are in the damn Olympics.

  12. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Normal People Before They Go To Sleep:
    -Brushes Hair
    -Brushes Teeth
    -Puts On Pajamas
    -Washes Face
    -Says Goodnight To Everyone
    Me before I go to sleep:
    -Takes socks off
    -Flops onto bed


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
    Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
    Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
    people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
    any other quotes becomes top quote.
    Ferb: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas:ok
    In the backyard
    Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
    Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
    Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
    quote
    Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
    Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
    computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
    Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
    Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
    this account on wittyprofiles.
    Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
    Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
    Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
    and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
    Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
    and got just 50 followers.
    Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
    Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
    Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
    guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
    witty account?
    Phineas: yes, we are
    Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
    Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
    *perry gets trapped in a cage*
    Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
    you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
    evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
    not. So i decided to delete his account with this
    delete-inator.
    Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
    website. Come come, over there
    Mom: ok candice,
    *perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
    *perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
    direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
    *rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
    account*
    *delete-inator gets broken*
    Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
    Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
    Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
    isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
    Candice: but but but *shocked*
    Perry:grrr
    Phineas: oh there you are perry

  15. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Friend: My ipod is all like, "Here, let me play
    you the song of my people."
    Ladies and gentleman my friends.

  16. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    One of the most jocked quotes on Witty
    is a quote about jocked quotes so I guess you
    can say I just jocked this quote
    about jocked quotes.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I had a rapper name,
    it would be Lay-Z.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Why can't someone look at me
    the same way I look at pizza?

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    You know Google is a woman
    because she always tries to finish your sentances before you do.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 12:28am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I didn't lose a follower.
    A follower lost me.

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