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shegotitbad
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July 29, 2011 1:46pm UTC

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sammygirl1918
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July 29, 2011 9:01am UTC

Instead of saying,
"Happy Birthday."
I'm going to say
"Happy annual celebration of the escape from the womb."
thingschange_

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chloexxkrystyna
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July 28, 2011 11:17am UTC

I wish Facebook
Had a relationship status that said
Dying alone with 72 cats . Dying
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CallMeKiana
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July 28, 2011 7:21am UTC

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missmusic13
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July 28, 2011 12:17am UTC

Cool Story Bro.
What Chapter do you shut the hell up ?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MissLaurax
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July 28, 2011 10:02am UTC

I wanna know how many Boys and Girls are on Witty;
If your a girl: Comment.
If your a boy: Comment.
If you wish you could watch a flying giraffe eat a banana; Favorite.

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lillylovee
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July 28, 2011 1:02am UTC

WOOHOO HOME ALONE!!!!
Expectation: PARTAYYY!
Reality: Peeing with the door open..

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abbybaby98
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July 28, 2011 10:28am UTC

The shampoo brand:
Head & Shoulders
Should make a shower gel called:
Knees & Toes
And a face wash called:
Eyes, Ears, Mouth & Nose

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lillylovee
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July 28, 2011 12:50am UTC

I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT if my mom says it's okay .

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LuvStruckTeen
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July 28, 2011 12:13am UTC

Ever notice
that in The Wizard of Oz,
The Scarecrow, The Tinman, The Lion, and The Wizard were all men
no brains, no heart, no courage and a liar..

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chloexxkrystyna
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July 27, 2011 7:57pm UTC

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gymnast1397
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July 27, 2011 5:54pm UTC

When Taylor Swift gets married
her wedding will be more popular than
England's Will & Kate
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livluvlaf1127
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July 27, 2011 12:29pm UTC

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OMGIMATACO
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July 27, 2011 2:33pm UTC

"h3y w@t$ r0ng?"
"obviously your education."

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mhsoccer1224
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July 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC

And who else thinks iTunes
should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
just me?♥
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sherryli123
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July 27, 2011 10:06am UTC

How do you fit an elephant in a subway?
I don't know. How?
ktuY o aYou take the s out of sub and the f out of way.
There's no f- in way.
Say it out loud.
Fave if you get it! [nmf]

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