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kat37

1. kat37
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 1:37pm UTC
   Drake and Josh Quotes #1
   Josh: It's like girls and I speak different languages. They speak English, I speak Idiot.
   
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2. kat37
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   July 25, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   So I was just wondering....
   Does anyone know what Drake and Josh's mom's name was on the show?
   
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3. kat37
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   Signs that things arnt going well #2
   A zombie groaning "brains" just looked at you then turned away and stumbled off.
   
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4. kat37
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   June 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   Signs that things arnt going well #3
   Your parents just complimented what you're wearing.
   
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5. kat37
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   June 14, 2012 9:27pm UTC
   Signs that things arnt going well #1
   Your closest friend is Cleverbot.
   
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6. kat37
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   June 14, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   If all else fails:
   stop using all else.
   
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7. kat37
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   June 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
   Headphones (noun) -
   - A device used to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.
   
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8. kat37
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   June 14, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   Experience (noun) -
   The name men give to their mistakes.
   
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9. kat37
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   April 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Times when YOLO is defied
   Jesus
   The temple run guy when he resurrects
   When people die and get shocked back
   Zombies
   
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10. kat37
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I swear no one can;
    spell awkward. I hate seeing quotes that say "that akward moment when" all I can ever think is that aWkward moment when you can't spell awkward.
    
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11. kat37
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    April 9, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    But you didn't have to cut me off
    Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
    And I don't even need your love
    But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough
    ~Gotye
    
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12. kat37
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    April 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Finals (n):
    The time of the year where students try to learn a years worth of material in one night.
    
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13. kat37
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    January 29, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Right now the top four quotes are still by "witty popluars" guess this didnt go as planned
    
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14. kat37
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    January 28, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I'm never going down, I'm never giving up, I'm never gonna leave so put your hands up
    
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15. kat37
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    January 28, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    I thought i was going to love this whole witty detox... i just want the color back
    
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16. kat37
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    December 12, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed
    We're just havin' fun
    We don't care who see's.
    
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17. kat37
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have someone you missed...
    
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18. kat37
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    November 18, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    You can't have
    A positive life,
    with a negative mind
    
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19. kat37
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:27am UTC
    &I wonder how many beautiful girls wasted their 11:11 wish on a boy who does'nt give a damn.
    
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20. kat37
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:12am UTC
    Everyone on here got their 11/11 wish... him
    While i'm sitting here with my dog... at least i still have him
    
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