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  1. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Cool Story Babe,
    Now go make me a sandwich
    F M N

  2. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Don't play hard to get
    Play hard to forget

    NMF/NMQ

  3. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure they had you in mind...
    when the made the ignore
    button on my phone

  4. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  5. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:09pm UTC
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  6. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:11am UTC
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  7. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:51am UTC
    S.C.H.O.O.L.
    Seven crappy hours of our lives

    NMF/NMQ

  8. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You were trying to hook your girlfriend up with people.
    NMF

  9. kat37 kat37
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    August 29, 2011 12:13pm UTC
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  10. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You asked my mom is she was a virgin.
    NMF

  11. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:02pm UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You stood in my toilet trying to flush yourself into the Ministry of Magic
    NMF

  12. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:58am UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You stood in my fire place screaming Diagon Alley.
    NMF

  13. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:54am UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You took my parrot threw is at my piggy bank and screamed angry birds
    NMF

  14. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 11:49am UTC
    ‘‘I wasn’t that drunk!’’
    Dude,
    You spent two hours trying to drown my goldfish
    NMF

  15. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:16am UTC
    You're as useless as the
    G in lasagna

  16. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:27am UTC
    I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school,
    They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.

  17. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    The choice is black or white,
    not a shade of grey.
    Because in love, there is no such thing as half way.

  18. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    &He who smiles in a
    time of trouble
    Has found someone else to blame
    NMF ♥

  19. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Shinbone: A device for finding furniture in the dark

  20. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    I didn't say it was your fault
    I said I was
    blaming you.
    NMF

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