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  2. surfchic09 surfchic09
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:26am UTC
    i just told you my entire life story and then poured my heart out to you and all you have to say is...
    Oh.

  3. Biebersgirll Biebersgirll
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:24am UTC
    "Dude she just called you deaf!"
    "What?!"
    "She just called you deaf!"
    "What?!?!"
    "She called you deaf!!!!"
    "Oh hell no! My name's not Beth!"

  4. mistory mistory
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:24am UTC
    Me : i'm so bored :\my step-mom : go dance naked (:me : .................. -_-

  5. itskatieyo6 itskatieyo6
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:25am UTC
    It doesn't matter who you date....
    She'll never be as smart as me
    She'll never be as pretty as me
    -and-
    She'll never love you like i did.

  6. KokoButter KokoButter
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:21am UTC
    lets do some math
    add a bed
    subtract your clothes
    divide your legs
    and MULTIPLY!

  7. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:19am UTC
    *boy comes home
    from school*
    Boy: Dad! A boy at school called me a f . a . g . g . o . t !
    Dad: Then beat him up, son!
    Boy: But dad.. he's sooo cute...

    nmf.

  8. kayhoee kayhoee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:19am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're trying to type"SMH" but you accidentaIlytype "SMD"


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  11. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:57am UTC
    i wonder
    what he's
    doing right now. ♥
    anyone else?♥
    nmf(:nmq

  12. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:58am UTC
    I hate it when that girl
    Flirts with the boy I like.♥


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  14. xoLovexo6 xoLovexo6
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment When Dora the Explorer discovers google maps

  15. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    TEXTS #38
    Dad: Will you marry me?
    Daughter: EW NO!
    Dad: Good. We'll just keep practicing this so that when someone actually asks you to marry them, it'll just be a kneejerk reaction.

  16. brookeewing brookeewing
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    When I was younger ;
    i always drew the sun,
    in the corner of the paper with some shades.♥

  17. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    I HOPE THERE COMES A DAY WHEN
    cancer
    is just a
    zodiac sign.
    notmyformat

  19. caseygracie123 caseygracie123
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    ████████████████████████████
    Change answer on test...
    original answer was right.
    ████████████████████████████

  20. iloveyoucheese iloveyoucheese
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    You dont have to read this but,,,
    it would mean alot. one of my friends(a boy) is saying that he is going to commit suiside by hanging himself. ive talked alot of people outta it before. but he just wont listen. He told me his dad abuses him.and everyone hates him..i told him not everyone. i also said i could count on my witty girls to get me 100 favorites thats ALL hes looking for. So you dont have to beilive me but i would NEVER lie about anything like that. you guys dont know how much stress is on me to get 100 favorites so please for him.if your reading this
    i love yoou.

:)

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