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lemon.cake*
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August 20, 2014 11:37am UTC

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 11:40am UTC

We're all brave until
we realize the cockroach
has wings.

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janeyassin
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August 20, 2014 2:39pm UTC

That moment when your crush asks you sumthing and you are like “OMG he knows exist“!

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basorexia*
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August 20, 2014 3:24pm UTC

That moment when he starts the kiss and you're still the one to mess it up...

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Amazing*Panda*
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August 20, 2014 4:19pm UTC

If life givesw you lemons,
go to cutomer service
and exchange it for
a
boyfriend

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Amazing*Panda*
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August 20, 2014 5:56pm UTC

That moment when your driving and the person in
front of you is super slow...

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again
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August 20, 2014 6:05pm UTC

So teachers are always asking what is one word that describes you and I finally figured out that 'almost' is my word and I'm kinda happy right now

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*mysterious.mah*
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August 20, 2014 9:05pm UTC

I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first...

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1mrsseguin9
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August 21, 2014 1:46am UTC

Who needs sleep when you have Witty and Wattpad?

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Sammy_Willoughby
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August 21, 2014 9:49am UTC

That moment you realise that your friend in the passanger seat has more worse road rage than you and you are the one driving xD

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Cupcake145*
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August 21, 2014 10:21am UTC

I'm not rude,I just speak what everyone else dosent have the balls to say.

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Cupcake145*
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 11:00am UTC

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

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Cupcake145*
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 11:17am UTC

This is how my week goes;MooooooooooooooondayTuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesdayWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesdayThuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursdayFridaySathurdaySunday

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Cupcake145*
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August 21, 2014 11:23am UTC

Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."

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Nikki Sixx*
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August 21, 2014 11:24am UTC

So today a girl told me that I remind her of Janis from Mean Girls!SUCK ON THAT!!! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

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Cupcake145*
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August 21, 2014 11:25am UTC

Never forget that we live in a world in which it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile- phone contract.

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Cupcake145*
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August 21, 2014 11:27am UTC

Relationship Advice: Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

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Cupcake145*
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 11:32am UTC

If I choose you over sleep, you better believe you are pretty f****** special.

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Cupcake145*
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 11:35am UTC

" I love you."* erases*" I miss you."*erases*" Can we talk?"*erases*"Hi."*sends*...

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Cupcake145*
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August 21, 2014 11:39am UTC

I love wearing sunglasses.Am I looking at your face?Am I looking at your a**?No one knows.

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