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kalilane98

1. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 10:01pm UTC
   I'm not a photographer, but i can picture us
   together.
   <3
   
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2. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 9:42pm UTC
   It makes me mad that
   guys can be called a ladies
   man,
   but if girls say it
   ...
   we're man ladies.
   <3
   NMF
   
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3. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 9:33pm UTC
   Did you ever walk by a
   guy and automaticcly
   think;
   wow, we are gonna
   have
   gorgeous babies
   together.
   <3
   
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4. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   There was a spider on my wall, and i tried to
   kill it but it fell and now there is an angry
   spider
   creeping around my room. :0
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 4:54pm UTC
   He makes me this,
   Brings me up,
   Brings me down,
   Dancing sweet,
   Makes me move like a freak,
   Mr. Saxo Beat.
   <3
   nmf.
   
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6. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 4:16pm UTC
   Judge: So tell me Ms. Replay, where did he click you?
   Replay Button: Here (Gestures entire body)*Cries*
   Judge: And how many times did you say he clicked you?
   Replay Button: Over 100 times your honor!
   Judge: And what do you have to say Mr.Cursor?
   Cursor: I told you already I only clicked her maybe 50 times.
   Judge: Mr.Cursor you're going to internet prison for an entire year.
   Cursor: Dang it! How am i supposed to do my job now?
   Me: Where the hell is my cursor?!
   
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7. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   WITTY,
   P l e a s e h e l p m e !
   M y f r i e n d i s m o v i n g o n
   W e d n e s d a y , a n d I l e a v e
   t o m m o r o w f o r t h e b e a c h ...
   W T F d o I d o?
   
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8. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 1:23pm UTC
   A friend is someone we turn to
   when our spirits need a lift.
   A friend is someone we treasure
   for our friendship is a gift.
   A friend is someone who fills our lives
   with beauty, joy, and grace.
   But if she messes with me, I’ll kick her in her face.
   NMF.
   
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9. kalilane98
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   ♥
   nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
   dododoododdo
   wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
   pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
   I WANT TO BE KISSED IN THE RAIN.
   
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10. kalilane98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. kalilane98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    I wonder what the
    person I'm going to
    marry,
    Is doing right now.
    NMF.
    
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12. kalilane98
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Love has officially lost it's meaning.
    
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13. kalilane98
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    Can you really save 15 % or more on car insurance?
    Did you just read this in that guy from the commercial's voice? (:
    *Like*
    
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