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kylerrr
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June 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Admit itwe've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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carautumn6way
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May 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Did you know..
if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3 am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

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mrsivyweasley
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May 23, 2012 8:08pm UTC

O 387 people online.
That's gonna take some getting used to.

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mallovesquotes
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May 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Me: "DON'T CRY"
Mind:"Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry"
Eyes: "LOL, lets go all Niagra Falls on this B*tch"

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伤*
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May 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC

*Talking to a girl*
Girl: I like One Direction now
me: *trots over to nearest brick wall, hammers one out, throws at girl’s face*
Girl: I love Lewis horan
Me: *Goes over to Tesco, grabs a can of beans, comes back, throws it at the girls face*
Girl: Zain is sexy
Me:*gets on a plane, gets overweight person from America, flies back, puts overweight person on girl’s face*
Girl: I like The Wanted now
Me: Hi
(OneDirection)

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thingsppldontsay
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May 20, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #35
"The end peice of bread? SCORE"

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 21, 2012 2:27pm UTC

I feel like my childhood
passed by way too quickly.
It feels like it was robbed in a way.
I wish I could go back...

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
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May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC

"Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("
-Member Since May 19, 2012

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abkamel*
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May 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC

nmf
♥ I'm in a very long distance relationship with my future husband
Like · Comment · See Friendship

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thingsppldontsay
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May 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Things People Don't Say #31
"Dude, the Glee version is sooo much better"

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Water307
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May 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC

We All Have #11
that one show you'll always watch no matter how old you are

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SethIsTheName_
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April 1, 2012 1:28pm UTC

We put the us in trust, baby.
I love you.
[04.01.2012]
♥
NOT MY FORMAT

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HopefulLucy
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May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Friend: Hey, did you get braces?
Me: No, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

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timraandnicole
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May 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Imagine One Direction #47
Imagine you're in the kitchen cooking breakfast while quietly singing 'More Than This', when Liam comes up behind you and holds your waist and joins in with you.

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xxdream121
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May 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC

What is wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Keep this in mind
One day,there's going to be a guy
Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
and on top of the world
One day , you won't feel insecure.
Your day is coming,
I promise.

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Xena
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May 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Babe... I think I'm pregnant.
The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying to Reach Is No Longer In Sevice.
YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG!
The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC

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