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  1. LovlyLovlygirl LovlyLovlygirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    The Awkkward Moment
    when you're listening to someone tell a story
    and
    knowing they are lying.
    But you just stand there
    and
    agree;

  2. kaseydasme kaseydasme
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    I think we all want to be
    That couple on facebook
    With TONS of pictures together.
    ♥♥
    nmf

  3. missmusic13 missmusic13
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Cool Story Bro.
    What Chapter do you shut the hell up ?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:28am UTC
    Fav if
    no matter how old you are
    y o u l o v e
    Big Time Rush
    and are determined
    to.marry.one.of.them
    o n e d a y
    comment which one (;

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Can we just drop it?
    Like it's hot?

  6. steffanyfroman steffanyfroman
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    I've always wanted
    to see strangers reactions if i just randomly
    dropped it like its hot in public.
    nmf

  7. amberlynn2013 amberlynn2013
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 3:05am UTC
    KEEP YOUR♥
    head high &&
    your middle finger higer.

  8. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 7:20am UTC
    everyone's had the
    "when i was your age"
    lecture from their parents.
    several times.
    notmyformat
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  9. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    HERE'S TO MY GIRLS,
    who had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated♥
    . ......

  10. BaileyElizabethhx3 BaileyElizabethhx3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Face it...
    We all honestly wish Plankton would succeed..
    Because we want to know the secret formula too.

    mine?

  11. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:02am UTC
    WOOHOO HOME ALONE!!!!
    Expectation: PARTAYYY!
    Reality: Peeing with the door open..

  12. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:42pm UTC
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  13. YUgot2BsoMEAN69 YUgot2BsoMEAN69
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Justin Bieber...
    Is gay? He has a girlfriend
    Can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.
    Is ugly? Millions of girls think hes the hottest guy alive, and is on millions of
    posters everywhere.
    Is weak? He broke his foot onstage and continued to sing.
    Is heartless? How about you listen to Pray. Whos heartless now?
    Is unsuccesful? Okay hes 17 years old, has 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,
    1 movie, 1 book, 20 awards, 2 tours and 40 million fans.
    Do your research before you make fun of him
    nmf/q

  14. Madddyiscool9 Madddyiscool9
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Bad Spellers of the world,
    UNTIE!

  15. AlexHilsonAhax AlexHilsonAhax
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Josh: I hope you go bald.
    Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
    Josh: You take that back!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. cottoncandylintlicker cottoncandylintlicker
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you got it all.
    You don't, I do, so BOOM with that attitude.
    Peace, punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch.
    Bang bang, choo choo train, wind me up I'll do my thang.
    Reese's pieces, 7up, mess with me, I'll mess you up.
    I know karate, I know kung fu, make a move, I'll have to use it on you
    So elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, back off girl,
    you just got dissed.

  17. tralalalaquotes tralalalaquotes
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    *I'm Bored*
    So if you fav this;
    I'll write something on your profile to make you smile*
    if you comment, ill follow you(:

  18. chelsadels chelsadels
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you're owning
    in mario cart,
    and you realize you aren't
    the top screen. ♥
    nmf.

  19. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:11am UTC
    . . . and the truth is,
    you're why I don't believe in love anymore.

  20. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:31pm UTC
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