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January 22, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Someone at school: *bumps into me in the hallway*
Oh, Sorry...
Me: You filthy Peasant! Do you know who I am on the Internet???? I WILL RUIN YOU.

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 8:34pm UTC

hey thugs its cool my mom said i could choose the thug life.

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Sometimes its ok
To not be Ok

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 8:01pm UTC

me at school
Me: *sees person texting*
Me: why are you texting
Person: Im not texting
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: hahahaha no one just looks down at their cr/tch and smiles

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 6:54pm UTC

me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
meat 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????????

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 6:51pm UTC

can i end my essay with “u feel me?”

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC

I hate it when im walking to my next block because everyone else is like talking to their friends and im just like all alone and i just cry sadly because I have no friends

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January 22, 2013 5:27pm UTC

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January 22, 2013 4:54pm UTC

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I swear i'm my own best friend I mean I have all these inside jokes with myself and I know myself really well and i never get into fights with myself we agree on everything.

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 4:31pm UTC

teacher: find a partner
me: *awkwardly stays where I am and looks around and begins to sniffle with embaressment*

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 4:08pm UTC

popular person: I spent my friday night at a party
other popularperson: I spent my friday night at my boyfriend's
normal person: I spent my night at a sleepover
Me:
Me:
Me: I spent my friday night online whining about my lack of social life

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 8:01am UTC

im a social vegan. i avoid meet

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 7:50am UTC

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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jubibu
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January 22, 2013 7:48am UTC

its 4 AM why dont i sneak down stairs and make myself a three course meal

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jubibu
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January 21, 2013 12:24pm UTC

popular person: Hi
Me: who paid you
me: OMG are you sure youre talking to me
Me: OMG I WILL TREASURE THIS FOREVER
me: HOW TO I REPLY TO THIS PLEASE TELL ME
popular person:
popular person:
popular person: *looks at me weirdly and walks away*

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jubibu
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January 21, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

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jubibu
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January 21, 2013 12:16pm UTC

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

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jubibu
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January 21, 2013 12:04pm UTC

*sexts myself* hey u looked cute today

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jubibu
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January 21, 2013 11:59am UTC

I take being weird as a compliment. I mean, its means your different. SPECIAL!

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