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josephxX

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Member Since: 27 May 2012 09:29am

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Birthday: April 8

Location: somewhere.

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hi. Imagine this is a really fabulous bio and that my page has an even more fabulous layout and I've spent time trying to make all my quotes look good.
  1. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:11am UTC
    Once on a yellow peice of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    and he called it "chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    and thats what it was all about
    his teacher gave him an A
    and a gold star
    and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts.
    that was the year Father Tracy
    took all the kids to the zoo
    and he let them sing on the bus
    and his little sister was born
    with tiny nails and no hair
    and his mother and father kissed alot
    and the girl around the corner sent him a
    Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    and his father always tucked him in bed at night
    and was always there to do it
    once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    and that's what it was all about
    and his teacher gave him an A
    and asked him to write more clearly
    and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
    beause of the new paint
    and the kids told him
    that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    and left butts on the pews
    and sometime they would burn holes
    that was the year his sister got glasses
    with thick lenses and black frames
    and the girl around the corner laughed
    when he asked her to go see santa claus
    and the kids told him why
    his mother and father kissed alot
    and his father never tucked him in bed at night
    and his father got mad
    when he cried for him to do it
    once on a paper torn from his notebook
    he wrote a poem
    and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    and thats what it was all about
    and his professor gave him an A
    and a strange steady look
    and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    that was the year Father Tracy died
    and he forgot how the end
    of the Apostles's Creed went
    and he caught his sister
    making out on the back porch
    and his mother and father never kissed
    or even talked
    and the girl around the corner
    wore too much make up
    that made him cough when he kissed her
    but he kissed her anyway
    becuase it was the thing to do
    and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
    his father snoring soundly
    that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
    he tried another poem
    and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    because that's what it was really all about
    and he gave himself an A
    and a slash on each damned wrist
    and he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didnt think
    he could reach the kitchen

  2. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:04am UTC
    Me when I get home from school: I should do my homework now. Then I have the rest of the evening to do what I want.
    Me: *turns on laptop*
    Me: I could just check witty first..
    Me: Just for like five minutes.
    3 hours later and homework still isn't done.
    Me: I'll just do it in the morning tomorrow. It's just some two week assessment. No big deal really.

  3. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    If somone breaks your heart, punch them in the face.
    Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

  4. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    It's cute how they make the oreo bags resealable
    Like i'm not going to eat them all at once.

  5. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Whenever I'm home alone I have to turn the TV on else I feel so lonely.
    Like, what's on doesn't matter because I don't even watch it or pay attention to it.
    It's just there making noise.

  6. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I'd love to be one of those people that can
    draw really well,
    write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
    do sport without dying after the warm up,
    look good without trying,
    speak to people not awkwardly,
    and just be able to tell him I like him.

  7. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    'We accept the love we think we deserve.' - The perks of being a wallflower

  8. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    me:*internets*
    me:*gradually slides down bed into some slug like position that i'm too lazy to get out of*

  9. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:49am UTC
    You know what's easier than applying sunscreen?
    Not going outside.

  10. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:18am UTC
    When you have a bad day,
    a really bad day,
    try and treat the world better than it treated you.
    -patrick stump.

  11. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:12am UTC
    'Some infinities are bigger than other infinities'
    -John green

  12. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Is it bad that the highlight of my day was getting new chairs in maths?
    They're not even good chairs.

  13. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know what language babies and animals speak in their heads.

  14. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:55am UTC
    F/uck you feelings.

  15. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    http://www.hypster.com/
    It is fabulous.

  16. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    'I'm sorry John.' -SH

  17. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    I love how everyone thinks I have a life and that I don't sit on the internet all day.

  18. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Just because someone isn't your definition of beautiful
    doesn't give you the right to call them ugly.

  19. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 11:10am UTC
    we go together like copy & paste.

  20. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    If it's still dark,
    don't wake me up.
    that top line was unecessary.

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