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  1. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 5:27am UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    Darling,
    I'm a nightmare
    Dressed like
    a daydream .

  2. revolutionary* revolutionary*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    Shoutout to librarians
    oh sorry

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    i have like 64 different laughs
    all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Girls on their period period
    Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
    Uterus:Okay
    Girl:No -
    Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
    Me:FCK FCK FCK
    Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
    Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
    Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
    Cramps:Howdy
    Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
    Chocolate:No me
    Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
    Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
    Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
    Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
    Pad:You still missed.
    Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
    Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
    Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

  5. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    What a beautiful day for murder

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Today in science
    we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:21am UTC
    are you math?
    because i don't understand you.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land
    Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes
    Christopher Columbus traded slaves
    Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold
    Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money
    But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round

  12. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    I just went on a 45 minute rant to my niece about how boys suck
    and how she should just die alone and spare herself the emotional pain.
    She's 3 and she thinks i'm absolutely insane.

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Me: *Takes 2 fortune cookies*
    Fortune cookie 1: "You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident."
    Me: Wow, I got a good fortune for once!
    Fortune cookie 2: "Ignore previous cookie."
    Me: ._.

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I don't even have the patience to watch a 6 second vine

  15. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
    font cred. : _Jannette | Don't remove.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    Im 1000% sure next year im going to regret how i looked this year

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 11:17am UTC
    do you ever start rubbing your eye and it feels really good
    and then you can't stop and it's like eye masturbatíon.
     

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    person: how tall are you?
    me: 5'1"
    person: wow you're short
    me: wow
    me: really
    me: i didn't know
    me: there goes my pro basketball career
    me: this is brand new information

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    how to flirt with someone in a museum:
    introduce yourself and then say "i would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Tips on kissing boys
    1. Start off wih slow kisses
    2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
    3. Swallow him whole
    Slither away you fiesty anaconda

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