Primadonna* posted a quote
November 16, 2014 5:27am UTC
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happiest* posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC
Girls on their period period Uterus:Oh, so, no baby? Uterus:Okay Girl:No - Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH Me:FCK FCK FCK Va.gina:*unleashes red sea* Pad:I'm not cleaning that up. Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~ Cramps:Howdy Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us Chocolate:No me Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT Va.gina:I can do better, hold up Va.gina:*Niagara Falls* Pad:You still missed. Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long. Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*
kristabff posted a quote
November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC
Today in science we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all
Christopher Columbus took credit for discovering an already occupied land Christopher Columbus kicked Native Americans out of their homes Christopher Columbus traded slaves Christopher Columbus råped and tortured natives for not finding enough gold Christopher Columbus only discovered America so that he could get money But it's okay because he proved that the Earth is round
ChocoTaco posted a quote
November 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC
Me: *Takes 2 fortune cookies* Fortune cookie 1: "You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident." Me: Wow, I got a good fortune for once! Fortune cookie 2: "Ignore previous cookie." Me: ._.