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joood323

Delicate*
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February 2, 2014 6:10am UTC
To rise above all others,
to become more than you are, one only needs to know how to lie best.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 1, 2013 8:41pm UTC
Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it
over with the wheel of a computer chair...
while I was sitting in the chair.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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