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Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it 
over with the wheel of a computer chair...

while I was sitting in the chair.


 
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Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it over with the wheel

46 faves · 1 comments · Oct 1, 2013 8:41pm

SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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funny · lol · ouch · toes · bruises · ithurtalotactually · computerchair · yuponlyme · puretalentrightthere · youknowyourealljustjealous · ialmostjustsaidjellyohgodwhathastheworldcometo

JazzySnow · 1 decade ago
You have gorgeous eyes. Just wanted to share that :)
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