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  1. sumMxsuMMerxpr0sx3 sumMxsuMMerxpr0sx3
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2008 1:32pm UTC
    IMMA JONAS BROTHERS-ADDICT.get over it. for all you jonas haters, dont negitive this just because u dont like the jonas brothers. let everyone who does like them like them. you can't stop somebody from loving what they love. its one of the admenments. look it up.

  2. xohxmyxjonerx xohxmyxjonerx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 11:21am UTC
    #1 Thing I HATE about witty.
    you type in Jonas Brothers, looking for a good quote.
    and all you get is hatehatehate and stop hating the Jonas Brothers quotes!
    STOP POSTING THEM!
    its annoying to the people that just want to find Jonas Brothers quotes.

  3. JoeJonasaddiction JoeJonasaddiction
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2008 11:59am UTC
    O k , l i s t e n . I'm so tired of hearing stupid things about the jonas brothers [dont rate low yet...] like: RATE HIGH IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! or THE JONAS BROTHERS DONT SING, THEY WHINE AND SOUND LIKE A GIRL! bcuz i mean if its ok for a girl to sound like that why cant a few hott boys?? And they sound reallly good. I mean have you ever actually listened to one of their songs? I cry every time i hear underdog and a little bit longer. Its not cool for you people to say bad stuff about the jonas brothers. and you people who are crazy enough not to like the jonas brothers should want another section for them so you can stop having to see them all the time. I think they deserve a section. And im not going to say you people dont know them, but neither do i. I know A TON about them but i have sadly never met them. im hoping i will but i havent. and half of you people who say "I hate the jonas brothers" have never even heard one of their songs. And I mean like, come on. I dont think I could go a day without listening, talking about, thinking about, typing, or saying the word 'jonas'. MORAL OF THE STORY:Dont judge them just because you dont like them. And all those hate quotes are not fair to the people who like the jonas brothers. EXAMPLE:I really dont listen to my chamical romance, so I dont go around saying: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SUCKS! cuz I dont really listen to them. I mean from what I've seen, its always emo people listening to them but you know? I'm not gonna be gay about them. RATE HIGH IF YOU AGREE [about the joans brothers NAWT My chamical Romance.] And I could care less if you dont. :P


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. x23_chelsiebby x23_chelsiebby
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2009 9:48pm UTC
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  6. nickiiii_xo nickiiii_xo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2008 9:08pm UTC
    my daddy said
    that if i dont got nothin nice
    to say.. then dont say anything..
    well..my daddys not here..
    and;;
    you're a weenie.
    -full house :D

  7. shestinXOmae shestinXOmae
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2009 3:22pm UTC
    Yes....
    i sing to my hairbrush
    i dance around my room just because
    i pose in front of the mirror
    i play my fake guitar and run and slid on my knees
    i have rode a sled down my staircase
    i yell at my comp. for being slow
    i eat cookie dough because its so damn good
    i have made hand puppets that show up on the screen of the movie theater
    ..... you got a problem with that
    rate high if you do this stuff too

  8. bkkarcho bkkarcho
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 1:14pm UTC
    THE ONLY REASON;;
    guys say ladies first
    is so he can check out yer butt.

  9. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    They keep saying there is a perfect person
    for everyone out there; but I seriously think
    that mine got hit by a truck.

  10. swimmingislife swimmingislife
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 10:58am UTC
    one day
    someone came up to me and asked
    "what do you see in him?"
    but before i could answer
    my best friend put her hand over my mouth
    and said
    "don't even get her started"

  11. hellogoodbye57 hellogoodbye57
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2009 7:59pm UTC
    THUMB SUCKING
    A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb,
    though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it
    with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son,
    "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up
    like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and
    son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old
    considered her gravely for a minute, then said loudly to her,
    "Uh-oh, lady... I know what you've been doing."

  12. ASiFxo13 ASiFxo13
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2008 3:11pm UTC
    who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

  13. sn00pystar sn00pystar
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2009 11:07pm UTC
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  14. bballsocrbabe225 bballsocrbabe225
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2008 6:56pm UTC
    +& I'm The Kind Of Girl That
    runs up the stairs thinkning there is a stalker behind me trying to get me.
    i know im not the only one who does this.
    [+ if you do this too!]

  15. mrsbloomrox mrsbloomrox
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    you be my burger king, i'll be your dairy queen.
    ` - - - - - > we'll do it your way . . . if you treat me right .
    --> no credit! just loved the quote :]

  16. likexwoahxo likexwoahxo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    My imaginary friend
    just beat up your imaginary friend.
    creditt(:

  17. saaarxxx saaarxxx
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 9:32pm UTC
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  18. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    understanding middle school language. . .
    "sorry, that was my last piece of gum,"
    [ r e a l l y ] means...
    "psh of course i have gum but you can go get your own!"
    *should i make this a series? idk rate & check out my profiles for more of them & comment!

  19. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    If Miley Cyrus fell down the
    stairs, everybody would scream
    "h o e d o w n !"
    *Haha.=D
    ~Credit --> cnkhx3
    Just colored it. (:

  20. karatemonkeyy95 karatemonkeyy95
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 9:31am UTC
    *Riddle of the Day*
    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
    Michael J. Fox has a small one.
    Madonna doesn't have one.
    The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
    Clinton uses his all the time.
    Bush is one.
    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
    Liberace never used his on women.
    Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
    Cher claims that she took on [[ 3 ]].
    We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
    What is it?
    The answer is: 'A Last Name.'
    Rate high if you thought it would be a dirty joke :)

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