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johnny5tron

1. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   It doesn't matter how much of a "real man" you are. When a two year old hands you a phone,
   You answer it.
   
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2. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
   I love how you can report yourself.
   
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3. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   That moment when your foot starts to hurt and you keep running at full speed, because you realize...
   You can.
   
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4. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.
   They're harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.
   
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5. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   I hate it when Witty
   Repeats itself.
   
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6. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   That annoying moment
   when someone just texts you "hey".
   How are you supposed to respond to that??
   
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7. johnny5tron
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 12:54pm UTC
   They seriously need a report option for
   "Nightmare inducing"
   
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