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  1. xoitskyrstinxo xoitskyrstinxo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you get your period at school

  2. xoitskyrstinxo xoitskyrstinxo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    ponies, unicorns, rainbows, and butterflies. <3

  3. xoitskyrstinxo xoitskyrstinxo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    um why is your screen tilted back?


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  5. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I love how..
    now that the newest quotes are being slow, each quote gets 35982619 favorites.

  6. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER HAD
    One of those days, where you just hate the world. & Everything, even dropping your pen, just makes you want to break down & cry?
    [♥ ] Tumblr.
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012


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  8. parawhore parawhore
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:01pm UTC
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  9. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    I don't know about you,
    But I never believed that a stork brought babies to parents.. ♥

  10. lazyLION24 lazyLION24
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 10:37am UTC
    If your relationship has more problems then a magazine,
    I suggest you cancel that subscription
    nmf.-nmq.

  11. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Spazzing when you press play on your iPod not knowing it's on full volume.
    ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ ▉

  12. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. GummyCasserole GummyCasserole
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Only two can keep a secret
    if one of them is dead. ♥

  14. ry22 ry22
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Boys Who...
    get jealous when you talk to your guy friend
    (admit it. its cute)

  15. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    do you always wonder who is looking at your facebook?

  16. kelloggz014 kelloggz014
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    today, my son said, "mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." i replied, "well honey, that's normal and okay." i then asked when it happens, and he said "well, sometimes when watching scooby doo and shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes."
    FML
    www.fmylife.com

  17. dancerox543 dancerox543
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    My texting speed
    automatically increases
    When i'm mad.

  18. xxlovinlifexx xxlovinlifexx
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    September 3, 2011 12:23am UTC
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  19. xILoveQuotes xILoveQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Putting two pringles in your mouth to pretend you're a duck. ♥


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