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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:16am UTC

whenever i get a poster i don't like from a magazine,
i use it as a place mat when i paint my nails. (:

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:15am UTC

I hate it when people say,
"OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
when the only two songs they
know by him are;;
"Baby" and "One Time".

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:15am UTC

Psh, tie to a bed and set a house on fire?
I will chain you to a chair and bomb the house.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:14am UTC

I hate it how I put my
hair up AFTER school,
and when I try to put
it up before school, it
doesn't turn out that
good.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:14am UTC

s my d,
all you haters on me.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:14am UTC

The world will not
end in 2012... and I'll tell you why:
people have said that the world would end in 1999.
it didn't.
people have said that the world would end in the year 2000... but it didn't.
don't tell me the world
will end in 2012 now, because:
it probably won't.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:12am UTC

Disney Channel;
Teaching kids it's okay to get friends for change.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:11am UTC

I was reading "New Moon" and
I found a character in there called
Katie Marshall. Katie is my first
name, and Marshall is my ex's
last name... Katie Marshall. Hm.
I wonder if this means something?
♥

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 3, 2010 3:10am UTC

Why does the mean girl always apologize at the end of the movie,
----> and then in the next movie they're totally the same b●tch they were?

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Every time I look at the "Top Quotes"
it's the exact same quotes
as the last time I looked
except in different colors.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Have you ever wanted
to send someone a song
cause it described exactly
how you felt about them?

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:35pm UTC

Childhood Memories
Me: Hey, remember that time we were laying on the beach and that old crazy chick threw beer on us?
Best friend, Shantel: Yes oh my god! she was like "STOP PICKING ON MY DAUGHTER RAHRAHRAH!"
Me: Yeah... Ahh, third grade.
Shantel: Good times... good times...

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:34pm UTC

When I was a kid
I thought all TV shows were live.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:31pm UTC

So I've noticed that there are a lot of quotes that say
"If you're reading this you're beautiful"
and obviously they're desperate attempts at tons of faves.
❀ ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀
I find it interesting though because think about it,
Douche bags tell girls that they're beautiful
to get in their pants.
and now several "witty" girls are telling girls they're beautiful
to get them to fave their quote.
Careful, chicklets, you're becoming
the Enemy.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:31pm UTC

He looked at me, smiled, and said:
You're absolutely bonkers, you know that?
I love it.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:30pm UTC

So stand on the edge with me,
hold back your fear and see;
Nothing is real 'til it's gone.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:29pm UTC

When I was little
I used to run around throwing plastic Pokeballs at the neighbors' dogs yelling
"I CHOOSE YOU!"

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:28pm UTC

FRICK
I missed the Hogwarts Express this morning.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:25pm UTC

Okay mom and dad...
just because I had a crush on him
5 years ago
doesn't mean I still do.

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jockingRus
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 1:23pm UTC

I'll always be dreaming of you.❧

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