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Member Since: 2 Sep 2010 07:21am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 123546

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    before you start whinging about
me copying you, DEAL WITH IT. gosh, a quote
isn't your whole life. so
what is the big deal. i
think it is hilarious how so many people
get so angry because someone else has
                    taken their quote. you know, later on in life, there is gonna
be more important things in life
and your gonna look back and see just
how right i am.
and before you go
  insulting me. i don't give a DAMN. or a shit.
or whatever. well, honey
you can insult me as much
as you like. I DON'T CARE.

And to be honest with you, I don't think its THAT FUNNY when you moan and whinge and then try and make 50 million quotes just to get me off of Witty. You have nothing better to do then that? Then you must have a non-existent social life and no friends. All I'm saying is, that in the future you are gonna have people copying things you make, things you do and your gonna look back and be like, you know what, what was I so worked up about. Hello? This is the internet, a QUOTE on the internet and one day, you people are all gonna get a shock cos your gonna get a taste of the real world. And call me a bitch, well thats a dog you know. Do I LOOK like a dog? I don't think so. And also, we you say I 'jock'...I looked up jock. It actually means: to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone. Wow. You know, when I was copy and pasting your quotes....I NEVER KNEW that I was flirting with you. Well don't flatter yourself. I only used jock in my name cos it's just a whole lot easier then a load of people going, why did you SAY that? Why didn't you say JOCK? Anyway, I've had enough. Bye bye.
  1. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:44am UTC
    Today I went onto the 'Truth' application
    on Facebook. It asked me: "How many times
    do you think of him a day?" [ ♥ ]

  2. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:43am UTC
    R.I.P to all the snow men,
    who died fighting the sun.

  3. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:42am UTC
    I don't have a clue why people say
    "friends before love."
    Because when it
    comes to my friends, well,
    thats the strongest love
    THERE IS

  4. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:42am UTC
    *
    The awkward
    moment when
    when you are talking to someone and they
    dont hear you and you feel like a weirdo

  5. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:41am UTC
    Maybe that's what love is ..
    not hating someone when you have every reason to.

  6. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:39am UTC
    When I see a fresh, sparkly patch of snow,
    I feel the urge to trample over it (:

  7. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:39am UTC

    "i whip my hair back&forth'',
    shes only 9 years old.
    what else does she have a choice to sing about?

  8. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:38am UTC
    i want to be that girl.
    the one that puts that sparkle in his eyes.

  9. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:37am UTC
    is it just me who puts on
    Google
    when the parents walk in?

  10. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:35am UTC
    When I was little,
    and played 'House' ;
    I was always the teenager.
    I thought it would be
    so cool to be a teenager.

  11. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:35am UTC
    Doctor: "Do you want a sticker?"
    5 years old: "Yay!"
    7 years old: "Naw i'm way too grown up."
    10 year old: "I'm way too old for stickers..."
    13 years old: "Wait, i'm texting my friend."
    15: "OMFG! STICKERS! GIMME! *puts on proudly*

  12. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 5:34am UTC
    SHE
    is laying in bed with the door locked.
    The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
    The Notebook is in the DVD player.
    An empty tub of ice cream is on the floor
    next to dozens of crumpled tissues.
    She's got her music blasting,
    so loud no one can hear her sobs.
    Her fingertips are smudged with black
    from wiping away mascara-stained tears.
    She's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking I'll never get him back.
    HE
    is sitting on the edge of his bed with the door locked.
    The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
    Call of Duty is in the xBox.
    The controller is laying on the floor,
    right beneath the spot where he nearly
    punched the wall in his own frustration.
    He's got the music blasting so loud,
    so nobody can hear his cries.
    His hair's a mess from running his hands through it.
    And he's replaying their last conversation,
    thinking she'll never take me back.

  13. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:20am UTC
    jersey shore #3
    So I'm working and I can't see the customers cause I'ma smurf. I had to sit on a stool.
    -snooki

  14. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:20am UTC
    it takes years to find friends;
    one's who will accept you.
    one's who don't care what music you listen to,
    what food you eat, what shows you watch,
    what style you wear, or what guy you like.
    a true friend is always there.

  15. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:19am UTC
    The weirdest thing
    happened the other morning...
    I woke up with tears in my eyes
    and one rolling down my cheek.
    And i knew i must have been dreaming of you again.

  16. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:19am UTC
    A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free.
    What did the man say?
    answer will be up tomorrow. (:

  17. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:18am UTC
    we fight because we're
    crazy about each other ♥ ♥ ♥

  18. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:18am UTC
    What is broken every time it's spoken?
    silence.

  19. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:18am UTC
    There's no red light in life,
    ♥ just go.

  20. jockingRus jockingRus
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:16am UTC
    Does anyone else play the game,
    Runescape ?

:)

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