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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 9:34pm UTC

spongebob#20
squidward: SpongeBob, will you cut that out? Can't you see I am trying to hone my musical talent?
spongebob squarepants:You mean that wasn't gastrointestinal distress?

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 9:31pm UTC

spongebob#19
mr.krabs: [On an old Krusty Krab commercial] I'm a doctor, as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties can add years to your life, and keep a positive attitude. So what are you waiting for? Go out and buy a Krabby Patty right now. Or a sack of Krabby Patties. Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies... for your health.

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 9:28pm UTC

spongebob#18
mr.krabs: I've spent a lifetime in this restaurant, and I know there's only one way out of here.
patrick star: A high school diploma?

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:26pm UTC

spongebob#17
Patrick: I guess he's reconstituted.
SpongeBob: Rehabilitated.
Patrick: Gezuntite

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

spongebob#16
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC

spongebob#15
Spongebob & Patrick:
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
[Man opens his door.]
Patrick: I love you.

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:13pm UTC

spongebob#14
Bikini Bottom Police:
Put those eyeballs back in your head son.

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC

spongebob#13
patrick:
(looking at bubble elephant) "hahahahahahaha-its a giraffe!

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC

spongebob#12
Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties"

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:59pm UTC

spongebob#11
Spongbob: We can loosen our ties.
Patrick: Yeah! And we can fly!
Spongebob: YEAH!! *jumps off of a cliff* (in a muffled voice far away) Okay, we still can't do that...

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC

spongebob#10
Patrick, reading his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
Mr. Krabs: "No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If you want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me or you?"

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:50pm UTC

spongebob#9
Squilliam: "Where's your band?"
Squidward: "Um, they all died in a marching accident."

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:46pm UTC

spongebob#8
SpongeBob:Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!
Patrick:Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:43pm UTC

spongebob#7
Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:22pm UTC

spongebob#6
Sandy:Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick:Not until 4.

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:19pm UTC

spongebob#5
Patrick : " Let's get naked!

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC

spongebob#4
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC

spongebob#3
no one can change a person but a person can be the reason someone changes
mq wise words xo spongebob

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:04pm UTC

spongebob#2
Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.
mq story of my life ha.....

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 4:01pm UTC

spongebob#1
Squidward: *playing clarinet really loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door*
Doctor: I'm with the animal hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have a dying animal on the premises...
Squidward: *slams door*
mq

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