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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Who else uses fake dates on homework
so it doesn't look like you did it at the last minute ...

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alyyx3
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 10:16pm UTC

Phone: "Please say a command"
You:"Omg stfu stupid phone!"
Phone: "Did you say Nicole?"
Fav if this has ever happened to you

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 9:23pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
My brother heard me singing in the shower
And he was like "STFU"
So I responded
" I don't see why you hatin' outside of the tub, you can't even get in!"
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 10:01pm UTC

HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:38pm UTC

I hate it when
my shower only has
2 options;
3rd degree burns, or skinny dipping in Antarctica
anyone else ?

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jillian1437x
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 2:40pm UTC

♥
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
am I the only one who used to
make potions in the bathroom
{( out of the shampoo + soaps? )}

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jillian1437x
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 3:35pm UTC

My Eyes During A Hard Test: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→) Teacher Comes By Me: (↓_ ↓) Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:29pm UTC

and favorite this quote
if you will still be single
on November 12th.

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DuckysLucky
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 3:37pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When......
You are bobbing your head in the car to a song and the person next to you thinks you have teretz :)

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bridgiexbabes
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

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MyEye6
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
ALL ALONE.

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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XxClairexX
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 3:29pm UTC

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog........
Now read it again without the word DOG

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wtfaaack
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 12:17pm UTC

Favorite for a follow!
I promise I do.

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RawrLexixD
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:42pm UTC

Please Read. Please.♥
There's this popular guy, a year younger than me named Brady who's super duper tall, because he had to take steriods when he was little because he had cancer, and he was majorly injured tonight, November 5th.He is in 7th grade, and has so much going for him. He's sweet, good looking, and smart. He was playing football for a junior high school team tonight and I don't know how it happened, but he ended up face down on the field and he wouldn't move. He was unconcious. They had to use a screw driver to get his helmet off, and he was rushed to the hospital. They said he had a really major concussion and broke his arm and maybe his back and neck. They said he could be paralyzed for the rest of his life. He doesn't deserve this at all. I barely know him, but I'm so worried sick aboutt his it isn't even funny. He's an amazing person, and he has to get better. Once everyone saw he wasn't moving, they all instantly started crying. Please, I could honestly care less if you favorite this, I just need my witty sister to pray for him that he'll make it through this, and get better, because right now it isn't looking good.Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me if you read this, and will pray for him. He doesn't deserve this. If you want to be updated about him, just comment. I don't care if there are one million comments. I'll make sure to update every single one of you. Thank you so much for your prayers and thoughts. They mean the world to me, his family, and him. ♥
So much can change in just a split second...♥
nmf, i needed something quick for prayers.♥

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xxanewbeginingxx
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 5:07pm UTC

She tried to hide
the tears she cried
but her heart was open wide
he messed with her mind
because of that boy
She died
not only on the inside

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 4:27pm UTC

I want a girl who. . Will tell me that everything I do for her and because of her isn't crazy and has a purpose to it.f a v e i f ♥ you think I should do a series...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ordinarygirl616
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 12:04pm UTC

just because you're popular,
doesn't mean you have to mistreat me .

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