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Boink_Tastic
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 8:37pm UTC

No, he's not the cutest.
He's not the star quarterback.
Not every girl in school wants to be with him.
He can be silly at times,
but his smile is amazing.
He may not be the best to you,
but he's absolutely perfect to me.

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beccalynne42
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 9:27pm UTC

being jealous of that girl who always wears her hair in a messy bun and wears sweats, but always looks gorgeous.

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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jessicajadexox
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 12:50pm UTC

Yesturday,i found out that my EXfailed his driving testso i text him saying..'I HOPE YOU RENEWED YOUR BUS PASS'♥

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smileyz316
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 11:25am UTC

There should be a rule
That you can't get your period over the summer.

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 12:04pm UTC

"Dude, I wasn't that drunk
"You hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOUR BACK!"

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JordanLea
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.
♥
N NMF.

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char_danielle
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 1:00pm UTC

me without you is like; a shoe with no laces, a sentence with no spaces, a nerd without braces, a gay guy with no style, a phone without a dial, a desk without a seat.. a heart missing it's beat ♥

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Lainie
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 11:43pm UTC

When teachers say
"from all this talking, I assume you're done."
SHUT UP.
From all of this complaining, I assume you’re single.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 3:02pm UTC

Here's a random idea,
Just out of the blue.
How about you fall for me,
As hard as I fell for you?

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Katie_la_la
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 7:57am UTC

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Smiley1321
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 6:48am UTC

THINGS BOYS SHOULD KNOW...
# 24
Girls love it when you defend their honor and talk about kicking the guys a** just because he was staring!
xx ❤ x ❤ x ❤ x

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Smiley1321
posted a quote
June 6, 2011 7:20am UTC

THINGS BOYS SHOULD KNOW...
# 17
Guys should know what girls are thinking at all times!
xx ❤ x ❤ x ❤ x

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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runningforeverr
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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