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jessiemarie8

1. jessiemarie8
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   Hey, can i tell u a secreat
   ya suree
   i shower....naked
   -___-
   is that bad .
   ........
   nmf
   crap..its bad
   
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2. jessiemarie8
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   Hey, can i tell u a secreat
   ya suree
   i shower....naked
   -___-
   is that bad .
   ........
   nmf
   crap..its bad
   
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3. jessiemarie8
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Well,,,,somebody drank too much who*e juice this morning
   format by jimmy365
   
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4. jessiemarie8
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers..
   Hi im a ten year old boy, and kissed a girl last week, she is now pregnant, and I dont have a lot of money, how much are abortions?
   Made my day.... :)
   
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5. jessiemarie8
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 2:28pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers..
   Hi im a ten year old boy, and kissed a girl last week, she is now pregnant, and I dont have a lot of money, how much are abortions?
   Made my day.... :)
   
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6. jessiemarie8
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   January 26, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   We found dove in a soapless place!
   :) nmq
   
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7. jessiemarie8
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   January 26, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   I think they sould make whiteout thats actually the color paper..
   
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8. jessiemarie8
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   January 26, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   My chocolate milk expires on Valentines day...
   Its a sign
   
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9. jessiemarie8
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   January 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   That sad moment when you about to post a long quote and "the internet stopped working"
   
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10. jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    That sad moment when
    ---------♥--------
    You had your quote up for 10 min and have 0 favs :/
    
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11. jessiemarie8
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    January 8, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/00001
    The first witty quote :)
    
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12. jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    If witty shuts down cause of google... 260,582 people will be heart broken </3260,582
    
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13. jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    I have always wondered;
    If theres handicap parking at the special olymipics?
    
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14. jessiemarie8
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    January 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Reading a text and not knowing if its sarcastic or not
    format by grayclouds28♥
    
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15. jessiemarie8
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    January 2, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    When your tired everything is funny..
    
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16. jessiemarie8
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    January 1, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Why is it called a building..
    When its already built..
    
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17. jessiemarie8
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    December 29, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    *Computers frozen*
    hmmm mabe if I press every botton on the computer it will unfreeze.. :)
    
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18. jessiemarie8
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    December 27, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you have when:
    You have a ring on and cant get it off..
    
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19. jessiemarie8
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    December 27, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Having your stomach growl and being like,,,,sorry that was just my baby dinosaur..
    
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20. jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 11:17am UTC
    hahaha...
    Today I typed my name "jessie" into google, it then said "Did you mean Jesus?"
    hehe:)
    
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