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  1. izameow11 izameow11
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Look. In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person that loves you
    for exactly what you are.
    Good mood, bad mood; ugly, pretty; handsome, what have you…
    The right person’s still gonna think the sun shines out of your @ss.
    -Juno

  2. Alaina99 Alaina99
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    I still remember the first time
    I fell for you.
    I haven't gotten up since

  3. moox143 moox143
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Its been over a year and i still get butterflys whenever
    your name popsup on my phone ♥

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  5. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  6. amazing23 amazing23
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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  7. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  8. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  9. xO_stella xO_stella
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  10. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC
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  11. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  12. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  13. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  14. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  15. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
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    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  16. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  18. Julietxoxo Julietxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

  19. saarahhhh saarahhhh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
    we would have flying cars and robots
    ... but no.
    So far, all we've come up with is
    backwards robes and
    rubber bands shaped like animals.
    not mine

  20. chloeesmith chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    What if we woke up,
    As a baby, and our WHOLE life
    Had been a dream...

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