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societyisprison
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Dear Millionaires,
if you don't have a secret slidingbookcase that goes from one roomto the next, give me your money.You're wasting it.

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

At my funeral, when they're lowering
me in the the ground, i demand them to play "drop it like it's hot"

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Send me a beautiful picture of yourself.
And this time take it off.
Take it off?
The make-up. You're perfect without it.
-facebook

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Admit it. You were confused
as to what "nmf" meant when you first got a Witty.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're singing and you didn't know someone was watching.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I wish my friend's houses
were connected to mine, via secret tunnels.

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:14am UTC

They've Promised Us, ~~~ That -d r e a m s- do come true.But they forgot to mention, That nightmares are dreams too.
Format Credit RunawayRachel

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Kate*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC

It Has Come To The Point,
that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:44am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're serious and someone doesn't believe you.

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OneDirectionInfection1031
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:07pm UTC

That one person in your class that You just want to smack in the face witha brick.

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volleyballl_babe12
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 7:09pm UTC

It's my hair; stop telling me how to do it.
It's my makeup; stop telling me how to apply it.
They're my words; stop telling me how to say them.
It's my life; stop telling me how to live it.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly
Therefore, I am a unicorn

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xxchloexxneon
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC

If I ever become a highschool teacher, I will staple a McDonald's application to the back of every failed test.

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Does anyone else
Keep an extra tab open in case their parents come?

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Me: I just had a slushie. my tongue is blue.
Him: my tongue is red
Me: lets make purple
Him: lol no

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soccergurl2696
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 8:40pm UTC

If you hate yourself…
&If you think that you are...
Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too slow, too quiet, too dumb, too nerdy, too clumsy, too loud, or too ugly
Then click the <3
and look at how many favs it got
Then realize you're not alone,
Because nobodies perfect
and neither is society

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knagirl16
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC

A waffle
is like a pancake
with a SYRUP TRAP!
mq

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伤*
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC

*What I think when reading One Direction tweets*
Zayn:You deep mother f*cker.
Liam: You are so adorable omg let me love you okay
Niall: I feel you, bro.
Louis: lol you homosexual.
Harry: Wtf...
(OneDirection)

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knagirl16
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:21pm UTC

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I'm the author of my life
Unfotunately,
I'm writing with pen and can't erase
my mistakes.
nmf/mq
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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC

click to see this quote

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