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  1. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    I saw this on Tumblr and it made me cry a little...
    Hey Facebook, I had an idea... All those kids in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds at the Batman massacre could use a visit from their hero. I propose we (as in all of Facebook) should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit.
    They need to know Heroes can be real too, not just the bad guys.
    Not asking anything fancy from you, if you read this, share it on your wall. If you want to go the extra mile, post it on other sites as well. Show the kids there really are Heroes.
    Dear Christian Bale, Please visit the injured children from the movie massacre as Batman, you have the power to be a Hero right now, not a movie Hero, a real life flesh and blood one.
    Thank you,
    Everyone

  2. SmokedSalmon SmokedSalmon
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:23am UTC
    Rest In Peace
    For everyone who died last night at the Batman Premier.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:47am UTC
    That awesome momentWhen YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ads.

  4. knagirl16 knagirl16
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Why did you forget
    the love that we had, and remember only my secrets and flaws ?

  5. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Sometimes I listen to people's fights,
    and mentally give my opinion.

  6. chocoholic12 chocoholic12
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:38am UTC
    Haha, Look at that Cow.
    Its a funny cow.

  7. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    2012:
    the year when girls want to see a movie about strippers,
    & guys want to see a movie about a teddy bear.
    nmf/nmq

  8. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Father: Say Daddy!
    Baby: Mommy
    Father: Come on! Say daddy!
    Baby: Mommy.
    Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Honey! I'm home!
    Baby: F*ck you
    Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
    Baby: Daddy
    Father: Are you kidding me?!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Dinos_Eat_Cupcakes Dinos_Eat_Cupcakes
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Feel Old...?
    * Shrek 1 Came out 11 years ago.
    * Monsters ink came out 11 years ago.
    * Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 20 years old.
    * Miley Cyrus Engaged
    * Hillary Duff Mom
    * Thats so Raven Has been off TV for 6 years
    * Lizzie MicGuire Ended nine years ago
    * Jackson from Hannah Montana is 33.
    * Rico From Hannah Montana is 18 .
    * and Spongebob has been on since 1999

  11. Purpal32 Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    iCarly
    Freddy: Guess what's in this box!
    Sam: Donuts?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Muffins?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Corn dogs?
    Freddy: No.
    Sam: Chocolate?
    Freddy: No. It's not food.
    Sam: Then who cares?

  12. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I'm flirting..?
    Oh, sorry. I live in the real world
    where it's called
    talking... -_-
    -nmf. hate it. add me on facebook, Kristen Witty


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. missmeltdown missmeltdown
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    You'll be seeing a lot of 4th of July quotes,so I thought I'd go ahead and sayMerry Christmas!

  15. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when a fly
    comes near you and
    you freak out because
    you think it's a bee.

  16. Acidalia Acidalia
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    There’s only
    1 thing
    2 say
    3 words
    4 you
    I love you
    <3

  17. Acidalia Acidalia
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    I hate it when;
    I’m holding a piece of chocolate and it melts. I mean come on am I that hot?

  18. Acidalia Acidalia
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious;

  19. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Dear Directioners,
    Get outta my witty and fall into a toilet instead.
    Not sincerely, I think I have the lyrics memorized because of you.

  20. chocoholic12 chocoholic12
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 2:13am UTC
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

:)

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