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jenbby73

1. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 6:19pm UTC
   roses are red,
   facebook is blue,
   24 mutual friends
   but still...who the hell are you?
   
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2. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 6:12pm UTC
   #["]>
   om-jizzles
   its-PERRY
   
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3. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 6:03pm UTC
   THERAPIST
   =
   THE RAPIST
   
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4. jenbby73
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   August 15, 2011 5:55pm UTC
   last time i checked awesome ends with me and, ugly starts with u(;
   
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5. jenbby73
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   August 15, 2011 4:57pm UTC
   they should merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it
   'My Face You Twit'
   <3
   
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6. jenbby73
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   June 21, 2011 12:16pm UTC
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7. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2011 11:39am UTC
   LOVE is like a unicorn...
   doesn't exist unless you BELIEVE
   - all mine♥
   
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8. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2011 12:40am UTC
   My body isn't perfect.
   I don't walk with confidence.
   I get into fights with my family &friends.
   Some nights I'd rather be by myself than out partying.
   I cry over the smallest things sometimes.
   There are days that I get through with forced smiles &fake laughs.
   Sometimes I try to convince myself that things are okay when they're not.
   I'm not ugly, but I'm not beautiful.
   I don't look as good in real life as I do in pictures.
   There are some nights that I cry myself to sleep.
   I constantly think I'm not good enough.
   I'm imperfectly, but I'm perfectly me.
   
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9. jenbby73
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2011 2:00am UTC
   Banging your head on a wall for an hour burns 150 calories,
   
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10. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 4:24pm UTC
    Cause I'm only as tall as my heart♥ will let me be
    And I'm only as small as the world will make me seem
    When the going gets rough and I feel like I may fall
    I'll look on the brightside I'm roughly six feet tall
    ~on the Brightside(nevershoutnever)
    
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11. jenbby73
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    December 12, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    Baby, I love you
    I never want to let you go
    The more I think about,
    The more I want to let you know…
    That everything you do,
    Is super duper cute
    And I can’t stand it
    ~i cant stand it, NSN
    
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12. jenbby73
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    December 12, 2010 3:30pm UTC
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13. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 11:09pm UTC
    I left a tear for you in the ocean.
    The day you find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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14. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 10:54pm UTC
    Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
    [baby talk]
    Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy
    - finding nemo
    
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15. jenbby73
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    September 18, 2010 10:38pm UTC
    Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
    Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
    Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
    Marlin: Dory, no singing.
    Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
    Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
    Dory: Sorry.
    
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16. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    receptionist: You know you can't smoke in here.
    Tyler: Why do you have an ashtray?
    receptionist: It's a bowl, it completes the room
    Tyler: [looks disbelieving] This is a bowl?
    [puts out his cigarette]
    Tyler: I guess it was just here to tease me.
    -remember me
    
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17. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    Twitter or Facebook?
    neither, everyone thinks what there doing is so interesting, yeah its not
    - Emma Stone(teen vogue)
    
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18. jenbby73
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    September 15, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    don't you love when girls say they hate drama yet there the ones who start all the drama?
    
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19. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 12:07pm UTC
    friend:i got the body of a god!
    me: hah yeah Buddha
    
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20. jenbby73
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    blond moments? me??
    hell no i have blond weeks,
    some times even months:)
    
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