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  1. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:59am UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    The person who really loves you isn't the person who sees you everyday,
    but the one who looks for you everyday.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  2. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Heyy(: What's up?
    Playing COD wbu?
    Nothing really, & text me when you're done, I don't wanna bother you.
    You see.. They made a pause button so I could text beautiful girls like you.
    Hallelujah.

  3. brookiex18 brookiex18
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    I f Taylor Swift has a son,
    He will be the best boyfriend ever.

    -not my format.

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Boy: Is your mom a baker?
    Girl: No, why do you ask?
    Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning:
    [] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY
    [✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP

  6. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Things that make boys 10x hotter
    Six packs
    accents
    hot body
    messy hair
    amazing smile
    picking you over his xbox
    skinny jeans
    cute laugh
    ♥♥♥

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    You are 8 and you have a Iphone? Who do you call?
    Dora?

  8. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    i could kiss a million guys,
    and it still wouldn't mean as much as holding your hand. ♥

  9. RawrCamryn RawrCamryn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    No, I love you most >:{
    No, I love you the most, and here's a little poem to prove it...
    Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam, Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side like Pikachu & Ash, and I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You're more legendary than a Zapados, Entei, or Mew. But out of all 450, I choose you.
    OMG. Marry Me? <3

  10. XXBladeDisaster XXBladeDisaster
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Blood drips
    Bones crack
    Skin rips
    You think you know me
    But there's more illusion than reality
    The reality of me is
    I'm nothing how you want me to be
    I'm nothing how you think I really am
    I am me.
    Voices scream
    Eyes daze
    Knives tear
    I wish.
    I wish you could see me as me
    Not who you want me to be.
    I hate you.

  11. kirsten97 kirsten97
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Lost your pen=no pen
    No pen= no notes
    No notes= no study
    No study=fail
    Fail= no diploma
    No diploma= no work
    No work= no money
    No money= no food
    No food= too skinny
    To skinny= ugly
    Ugly= no love
    No love= no marriage
    No marriage= no kids
    No kids=alone
    Alone= deppression
    Deppression= sickness
    Sickness=death
    Lesson= Don't loose your pen...you will die

  12. notsoprettylittleliarxo notsoprettylittleliarxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 12:51am UTC
    &+ I Would Never Tell... #5
    I'm not pretty.
    And don't say
    "I'm sure your pretty, even if its just on the inside."
    Because it's not true.
    My friends always so "Oh, you're so pretty"
    but I know they're lying.
    I don't argue with them though,
    I just say "thanks" and let it go.
    I don't want them to think that I think know that i'm ugly.
    Frizzy Hair
    +
    Crooked Nose
    (from when I was hit with a crowbar as a kid)
    +
    not fat, but have some chub
    (like my thighs are freaking huge)
    +
    EXTREMELY messed up teeth
    (because I never wore my retainer, and now I need braces again)
    +
    Extremely bitter and deppressed personality
    +
    Crooked eyes
    +
    small boobs
    do NOT
    =
    a pretty person.

  13. laurenyauger laurenyauger
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    I NEED A WITTY BESTFRIENDD:(
    COMMENT IF YOUR WILLING TO BE MY WITTY BESTFRIEND:P
    thankz!:)

  14. rawrrrrx3 rawrrrrx3
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 11:06am UTC
    "Three things I want in a relationship
    Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die."
    -Wiz Khalifa


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  20. rawrrrrx3 rawrrrrx3
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    I heard you're doing you,
    You heard I'm doing better

:)

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