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  1. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    no hømo
    whole hømo
    2% hømo
    skim hømo
    soy hømo
    almond hømo
    coconut hømo
    rice hømo
    butter hømo
    #i can't believe it's not hømo

  3. takemetoneverland* takemetoneverland*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Trust to take the right to leave me
    Waiting under dark clouds for the rain
    Praying lightning strikes a change
    As history gets lost and
    As I took that final breath I felt alive
    Meeting gos to stand in line , all alone.❤
    Nowhere to go , I'm not leaving
    Not going , I'm not kissing you goodbye
    On my own , i'm nothing
    Just bleeding, i'm not kissing you goodbye ❤
    Don't let me go , dont say goodbye
    'Cuz you know that i'm not alive
    Don't let me go , don't say goodbye
    Don't let this love die
    Don't let me go , don't say goodbye
    (Cut yourself in conversation
    Cut the line to make me feel alive )
    'Cuz you know that i'm not alive
    Don't let me go , don't say goodbye
    (And leave me with complications
    Take your life , you feel like taking mine) Don't let this love die ...❤
    I miss you everyday Conor & Zack <3 I hope you guys are proud of what you see when you look down on me . I love you to infinity and beyond <33
    All credit goes to the Used . This is lyrics from their song kissing you goodbye .

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:36am UTC
    (not all depressed people self harm)
    (not all people that self harm are depressed.)
    (not all sad people are depressed either)
    (please stop grouping all of those things together)

  5. PotCQuotes PotCQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes #2
    You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump?
    I don't have it.
    -Jack Sparrow
    Format-PotCQuotes

  6. PotCQuotes PotCQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes #3
    Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
    -Jack Sparrow
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  7. PotCQuotes PotCQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes #5
    Nobody move... I dropped me brain!
    -Jack Sparrow
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  8. Miss_OK16 Miss_OK16
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Pirates of the Carribean
    Jack Sparrow: I'm dishonest.
    Jack Sparrow: And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
    Jack Sparrow: Honestly, it's the honest ones that you want to watch out for.
    Jack Sparrow: Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
    Me:
    Jack Sparrow:
    Me:
    Jack Sparrow:
    Me: well alrighty then
    nmf/myquote

  9. marina973 marina973
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
    Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
    -JohnnyDepp<3

  10. PotCQuotes PotCQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Pirates of the Caribbean Quote #11
    Savvy?
    -Jack Sparrow
    Format-PotCQuotes

  11. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Its Captain Jack Sparrow.

  12. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Gentlemen;
    you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught captain Jack Sparrow.

  13. Gryffindor123 Gryffindor123
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:09am UTC
    I named my cat Jack Sparrow
    He is so awesome

  14. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Loki: I have an army
    Iron Man: We have the Hulk
    Captain Jack Sparrow: I gotta jar of dirt!

  15. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
    Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

  16. eviesummerz eviesummerz
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    you must be the worst pirate i have ever heard of
    Ah,but you have
    heard of me
    ~Captain Jack Sparrow

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Summertime sadness

  19. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  20. Emilyrose13 Emilyrose13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    I wonder ,
    What girls like more ?
    Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
    favorite for beautiful .
    comment for hot .

:)

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