jayme2422's Quotes

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:50pm UTC

Marshmallows can't fly, I can't fly.
Therefore I am a marshmallow...

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:49pm UTC

i love it when google changes their logo
to match the occasion of the day!

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:44pm UTC

I hate it when your standing up &
your stomach doesnt look fat, then
when you sit down,
BAM! 3905673489 rolls of fat!

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:43pm UTC

that awkward moment when you're
the first one at the lunch table
and you look like a loner...

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:41pm UTC

when i get a sharpie in my hand,
i tend to write all over everything...

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:33pm UTC

When i die,
i'm going to attend
every concert i want
FOR FREE!

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:28pm UTC

We all have a friend that is stick thin,
but eats like an elephant!

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 8:27pm UTC

Dear teacher,
Moving my seat won't help,
I talk to everyone.

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 7:18pm UTC

If you live to be 100,
i want to live to be 100 minus a day
so i never have to live a day without you.

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:34pm UTC

i could be just like you,
but, i can't stoop that low.

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:28pm UTC

today one of my teachers told me that we share our birthday with about 9 million other people in the world.
i was like dang,
i feel special. </3

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:59pm UTC

"The beauty of a woman is not in
the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries or
the way she combs her hair."

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:51pm UTC

If you don't wanna make an effort,
i don't mind stopping myself from making any effort either.

jayme2422
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:49pm UTC

If you don't stand for something,
you'll fall for anything.

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