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jayme2422

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Member Since: 12 Dec 2011 04:43pm

Last Seen: 8 Feb 2012 02:09am

user id: 249840

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  1. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Hand sanitizer: Helps you find cuts you never knew you had.

  2. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:41am UTC
    When I close my eyes, you're all I see.
    In the dark of night, you're in my dreams.
    Throughout the day, you're easy to find.
    You're always there when I close my eyes.

  3. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    A real man doesn't love a million girls,
    he loves one in a million ways.

  4. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Christmas
    is 3days away!

  5. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    When you truly love someone,
    you can't simply list the reasons why
    I mean you can try,
    but its all the little things they do and
    say daily that make you fall for them.

  6. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    all the things i've learned about life
    can we summed up in three words,
    it goes on.. <3

  7. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    No other boy is on my brain
    and you the one to blame,
    they got nothin on you baby.
    <3

  8. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    "my hearts a stereo,
    it beats for you so listen close.
    hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote."

  9. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:46pm UTC
    no matter how old you are,
    when a little kid shoots you with a toy gun,
    you act like you're dead.

  10. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    ‎"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." -Walt Disney

  11. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Doesn't need anyone too help me live my life. I can
    do it all by myself.
    So don't think i need you one bit.

  12. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you're yelling at somebody
    and you mess up a word.

  13. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Whatever you do in life, give 100%.
    Unless, you're giving blood...

  14. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Opening a test paper and seeing the first question and thinking...
    "Yup, I'm screwed."

  15. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    The perfect seat in class would be one where you are
    surrounded by:
    your best friend,
    your crush,
    a smart person,
    & a really cool funny kid.

  16. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you look up from
    your phone and realize the person you've been
    following around the grocery store isn't your mom

  17. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what i am saying. (:

  18. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Lazy rule:
    If it isn't on the first page of Google,
    it doesn't exist.

  19. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Pretending to write
    when a teacher starts
    calling on random people.

  20. jayme2422 jayme2422
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    You're 17, you should be picking out prom dresses.
    Not baby names.

:)

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