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xxLost_Withinxx
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October 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC

I'm a sweat pants, tank top, t-shirt, jeans type of girl. Who beautifully imperfect. Who loves thunderstorms, and can't live without her music.

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hermione23katniss
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October 8, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Pitch Perfect
Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy
Aubrey: You call yourself fat amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah so b/tches like you don't do it behind my back.
Pitch Perfect was an outstanding movie. I suggest you watch it :)

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hermione23katniss
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October 8, 2012 10:27pm UTC

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
THIS WAS THE FIRST QUOTE EVER POSTED ON WITTY PROFILES
IT WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE
ON JANUARY 15, 2004
THANKS STEVE! :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jnh101
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October 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC

spongebob#26
spongebob:“I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for twenty minutes''

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xxIntroducingMe
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October 8, 2012 9:45pm UTC

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definingdetails
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October 8, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Me: i just want a cute boyfriend
Friend: then get one
Me: RIGHT OKAY I'LL JUST WALK OUTSIDE AND GET A BOYFRIEND
WHO IS KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND WHO'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME
AND CALL ME BEAUTIFUL AND WALK WITH ME PLACES AND GO SEE SH//TY MOVIES WITH ME
AND WILL LOVE READING AND WALKING ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET
AND WHO MY PARENTS LIKE AND WHO GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME
AND IS VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT HE'S NOT A DOUCHE ABOUT IT AND WHO LOVES ANIMALS
AND CHILDREN AND WHO HAS THE SAME VALUES AND BELIEFS AS ME
AND IS SMART AND LISTENS TO THE SAME MUSIC AS ME AND LOVES EVERY AWKWARD QUIRK ABOUT ME
AND WHO'LL NEVER CHEAT ON ME YEAH OKAY SIMPLE BRB GETTING A BOYFRIEND
BECAUSE APPARENTLY IS JUST THAT EASY.
tumblr.

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xstories_
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October 8, 2012 10:09pm UTC

my mom
HID ALL THE RAZORS IN THE HOUSE.
and I can't thank her enough.
I love you, mom.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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the1975*
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October 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Do you ever just look at people at school
and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs?

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 9:54pm UTC

even just a simple hug from you
would make me the happiest girl in the world.

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blonde_blueyes_breakable
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October 8, 2012 9:43pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone with an accent,
and you accidentally reply with their accent.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bella5296
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October 8, 2012 9:42pm UTC

I really really hate that
stupid, old, pickup truck
you NEVER let me drive.
You're a redneck heart break
whos' REALLY bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time
as far as i'm concerned, you're just another
PICTURE TO BURN.
baby burn..

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_hunterdrew_
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October 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Fact about me?...
I. CAN'T. WHISTLE!

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