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  1. julietechoecho julietechoecho
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 12:27pm UTC
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    NOTE: do NOT take this format without permission.That is all.♥ julietechoecho

  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    HAY GUYZ.
    I'm turnin' 100,000 years old today!
    Could I get 100,000 favorites?
    THANKS WITTY, UR THE BEST!

  3. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Here's a random idea,
    Just out of the blue.
    How about you fall for me,
    As hard as I fell for you?

  4. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    We'll kiss, we'll cuddle, we'll go on dates.
    We'll sing, we'll laugh, things will be great.
    We'll have picnics, go to the beach, and watch the stars.
    I promise you, true happiness isn't far.
    We'll trust, we'll walk, we'll hug.
    In each other's arms, we'll feel safe and snug.
    We'll see cute movies, intertwine our hands,
    We'll finally be together.
    I promise not to leave you, ever.

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    I just always feel
    this overwhelming
    feeling of sadness.

  6. BelieberChicxxx BelieberChicxxx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 11:53am UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, The Unicorns.

  7. mikaylalogan mikaylalogan
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 11:53am UTC
    Then Jesus said,
    "Come to me, all of you who aare weary and carry heavy burdens, and i will give you rest."
    Matthew 11:28

  8. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Can you relate to me ? #2
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.

  9. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  10. xoamberlovesyouxo xoamberlovesyouxo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    I think i love him. <3 C:

  11. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Imagine One Direction #5
    You walk past Louis bedroom when you hear him talking to the boys. He says "I think I'm going to propose to [your name] soon. I wanna spend the rest of my life with her."You keep walking pretending like you didn't hear anything. Later you are with the boys and they all have giant smiles on their faces.

  12. Everygirlisbeautiful123 Everygirlisbeautiful123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    ily Vs. i love you
    & Spell it out it will make a difference to her..

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Omegle Talk to strangers!
    hi
    hi
    do you have witty?
    what's witty?
    i think it's best we end this conversation now.

  14. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Those 18 year old guys in the nerf commercials...

  15. pakiprincezz23 pakiprincezz23
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Why is it that:
    whenever i pull up onto my driveway
    A good song comes on?

  16. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    He already ruined your mascara
    Don't let him ruin your life.

  17. ben23brocks ben23brocks
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Act your age
    not your shoe size.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Facebook
    Users on www.facebook.com
    aa
    % Variety *
    People with annoying statuses 12 %
    Skanzky mirror-picture girls 10 %
    Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
    0 mutual friends adders 7 %
    Doucshbags trying to wheel girls 13 %
    Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
    The virus message inboxers 3 %
    Your real, normal friends 5 %
    Other 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends list.
    To avoid any of these catagories, delete your Facebook immediatley.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
    While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Police Officer: Freeze!
    Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!

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