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BravoSierra
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November 20, 2013 2:42pm UTC

so it's only wednesday
and i already want to avada kedavra everyone i see.

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 11:35pm UTC

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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epictacos
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November 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC

So there's this girl in my class. She's a drama queen, and whenever something happens (no matter how small) she thinks someone should fix it for her.
Girl: *drops something on the floor*
Girl: Someone should do something. Don't just sit there.
Me: *gets up and walks in circles around her*
Girl: What are you doing?
Me: The world revolves around you.
Girl: ..........

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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BlissfulDisease*
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November 20, 2013 6:41pm UTC

"Safe to do what?" he says in a gentler tone. "Starve? Work like slaves? Send their kids to the reaping? You haven't hurt people--you've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it."
-Catching Fire, Gale Hawthorne

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Hale_Storm18
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November 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

i would eat healthy but remember that 1 time adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 9:01pm UTC

can bob the builder fix my grades?

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC

they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

person: how tall are you?
me: 5'1"
person: wow you're short
me: wow
me: really
me: i didn't know
me: there goes my pro basketball career
me: this is brand new information

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC

unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

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Hale_Storm18
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October 30, 2013 8:47pm UTC

last year there was a kid who went to my school for a few months and one time, in health class, the teacher was talking about how drugs are bad and the kid took out a blunt and started smoking and the teacher didn't even notice

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Having a mental disorder makes you see the world in a different way. You notice things normal people don't. Like the faint scars on people's arms, the emptiness in their eyes, the way they smile with their mouths but not with their eyes, the anxiousness they feel when having to eat in front of others. Just little things most would look over. But you notice. Because they're just like you.

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PrimarilyParamore*
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October 24, 2013 7:50pm UTC

"I can
live without
you but,
Without you
I'll be
Miserable at
best."
-Mayday Parade

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OmegleTalk
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October 24, 2013 9:08am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: :)
Stranger: 23m U
You: 23094f
You: oh sorry didnt mean the 230, 94f
Stranger: r u 94???
You: okay i lied
You: im 106
Stranger: r u on Yahoo messenger
You: no but im on life support

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jariley*
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October 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I was listening to the radio today, and Lana Del Rey's song came on. For some apparent reason the song reminded me of Courtney, and every time it said will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful, it reminded me of when Courtney lost her hair;she kept asking if she was still beautiful, and the answer was always yes.

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CharliesTheName
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October 24, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Teacher: Any questions before the test?
Me: May I be excused?
Teacher: What for?
Me: To slam my head into a brick wall.
Teacher: Haha sit down, Charlie.
Stuents: *laughing*
Me: *fails the test and just lays my head on my desk wishing to die*

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Overcast-Kid*
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October 24, 2013 10:58am UTC

I dont care how straight you are when "I Kissed a girl" comes on you are a lesbian for 3minutes and 20 seconds.

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Chris*
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October 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Interviewer: Your record has been taken over by--
JK Rowling: 50 Shade of Grey. Just think how many more copies I would have sold if Harry had been a little more creative with his wand.

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BravoSierra
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October 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

i have come to realize that nearly 60% of my stories go unfinished
because either someone cuts me off or i stop talking because i realize no one is listening.

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