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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    so it's only wednesday
    and i already want to avada kedavra everyone i see.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

  3. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    So there's this girl in my class. She's a drama queen, and whenever something happens (no matter how small) she thinks someone should fix it for her.
    Girl: *drops something on the floor*
    Girl: Someone should do something. Don't just sit there.
    Me: *gets up and walks in circles around her*
    Girl: What are you doing?
    Me: The world revolves around you.
    Girl: ..........

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Being an atheist is okay.
    Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
    Being a Christian is okay.
    Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
    Being a reindeer is okay.
    Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

  6. BlissfulDisease* BlissfulDisease*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    "Safe to do what?" he says in a gentler tone. "Starve? Work like slaves? Send their kids to the reaping? You haven't hurt people--you've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it."
    -Catching Fire, Gale Hawthorne

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    i would eat healthy but remember that 1 time adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    can bob the builder fix my grades?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    person: how tall are you?
    me: 5'1"
    person: wow you're short
    me: wow
    me: really
    me: i didn't know
    me: there goes my pro basketball career
    me: this is brand new information

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
    they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
    teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
    oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
    i wonder why
    jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    last year there was a kid who went to my school for a few months and one time, in health class, the teacher was talking about how drugs are bad and the kid took out a blunt and started smoking and the teacher didn't even notice

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Having a mental disorder makes you see the world in a different way. You notice things normal people don't. Like the faint scars on people's arms, the emptiness in their eyes, the way they smile with their mouths but not with their eyes, the anxiousness they feel when having to eat in front of others. Just little things most would look over. But you notice. Because they're just like you.

  14. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    "I can
    live without
    you but,
    Without you
    I'll be
    Miserable at
    best."
    -Mayday Parade

  15. OmegleTalk OmegleTalk
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:08am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    You: :)
    Stranger: 23m U
    You: 23094f
    You: oh sorry didnt mean the 230, 94f
    Stranger: r u 94???
    You: okay i lied
    You: im 106
    Stranger: r u on Yahoo messenger
    You: no but im on life support

  16. jariley* jariley*
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    October 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    I was listening to the radio today, and Lana Del Rey's song came on. For some apparent reason the song reminded me of Courtney, and every time it said will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful, it reminded me of when Courtney lost her hair;she kept asking if she was still beautiful, and the answer was always yes.

  17. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Teacher: Any questions before the test?
    Me: May I be excused?
    Teacher: What for?
    Me: To slam my head into a brick wall.
    Teacher: Haha sit down, Charlie.
    Stuents: *laughing*
    Me: *fails the test and just lays my head on my desk wishing to die*

  18. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 10:58am UTC
    I dont care how straight you are when "I Kissed a girl" comes on you are a lesbian for 3minutes and 20 seconds.

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Interviewer: Your record has been taken over by--
    JK Rowling: 50 Shade of Grey. Just think how many more copies I would have sold if Harry had been a little more creative with his wand.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    i have come to realize that nearly 60% of my stories go unfinished
    because either someone cuts me off or i stop talking because i realize no one is listening.

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