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  1. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Me: Teacher? can I get in trouble for something I didnt do?
    Teacher: Of course not :)
    Me: l didn't do my homework
    Teacher:
    Me:

  2. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    I hate when people say ' dont worry there are 6 billion
    people in the world'
    Do I look like I'm gunna go meet 6 billion people?

  3. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    How do you know when you're in love?
    All the songs make sense
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Rabbit: Tie them together piglet. Can you tie a knot?
    Piglet: I cannot
    Rabbit: so you can knot?
    Piglet: no, I cannot knot.
    Rabbit: Not knot?
    Pooh: who's there?
    Rabbit: POOH?!!
    Pooh: Pooh who?

  5. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:54am UTC
    I'm in shape
    Round is a shape
    Format by twilightgirl995

  6. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    How much this format is used
    allcredittocaptivated
    How much I can stand it anymore

  7. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    "You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You
    You You You You You You You You""
    You're so lazy you didn't even read all the "You" above and also didn't realize one of them says "Yoo"
    Now you're disappointed because you looked back to find the "Yoo" and it wasn't there.

  8. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:54am UTC
    Life is like a Camera
    focus on whats important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives & if things dont work out the first time, just take another shot(; ♥

  9. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    I want to bake your muffins
    -Jenna Marbles
    ©kaykayy04

  10. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now
    -Jenna Marbles

  11. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    I literally fell infront of my crush and the entire class please make me feel better :(

  12. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    div style="line-height: 15px;">
    Its my birthday
    I'm turning 14
    can I get 14 faves?
    nmf

  13. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I asked a kid what is love
    he said when a puppy licks your
    face. I laughed until he said.
    "even when you left it alone all
    day."
    nmq/nmf

  14. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    I asked a kid what is love
    he said when a puppy licks your
    face. I laughed until he said.
    "even when you left it alone all
    day."
    nmq/nmf

  15. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    nmq format credit: damntaylerx
    Where'd you get that pencil?
    I found it on the floor
    I knew it, it's mine..
    Muahahaha ;D click the heart we've all done it

  16. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:43pm UTC
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    step 1. highlight the numbers
    step 2. press Ctrl f
    step 3. press 9
    step 4. F A VE .. if you see the message

  17. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 7:58am UTC
    br />
    Turn on:Guys that will say "shes my girl" to his friends
    Turn off:guys that dont tell anyone your dating until everyone knows

  18. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ---------------- cause I am not a word I am not a line I am not a girl who can ever be defined
    ----------------
    Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  19. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    water proof mascara
    was made for boys
    no,it was made for water,
    "WATER" proof ♥

  20. iwillneverforget iwillneverforget
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    the man who invented ipods is dead
    admit it we would all be lost without our ipods.
    lets get some faves for him
    not my format;

:)

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