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1. lovecrazy
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   If you ask me for "pictures" I'm going to say no,
   but if you continuously ask me, I'll probably give in..... and send you a picture of a fùcking cat and tell you that's probably the only kind of pùssy you'll ever see if you don't stop asking girls for pictures. Damn.
   
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2. Hogwartian
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   June 9, 2013 12:14pm UTC
   Fandom Rehab:
   Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are we gonna do with
   our lives?! *sob*
   Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is still alive!
   The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait all this time for the next movie! And the
   character deaths were soooo sad!
   Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And HELLO, the world is in a current
   state of confusion after our last episode!
   Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A TROLL
   FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A YEAR, NEARLY
   REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN
   REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN GUESS
   WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE MENTION THAT
   GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP JUPITER
   WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT SUCKS.
   IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND
   GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking back and forth*
   Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
   Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.
   
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3. JazzySnow
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   May 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   "I have to go," I said, buttoning my shirt so fast I forgot to put back on my bra, which I had stuck in the pocket of my cheerleader jacket. One tumble off the pyramid and look how far I'd fallen.
   
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4. EmilyxLovesxU
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   May 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC
   Did Jay-z call Beyonce..
   'Feyonce'
   after he had proposed or?
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. dallydude
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   April 19, 2013 12:44am UTC
   You are not alone tonight, imagine me there by your side, it's so hard to be here so far away from you.
   I'm counting the days till I'm finally done, I'm counting them down, yeah, one by one. It feels like forever till I return to you.
   
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8. Princess B-tch*
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   April 19, 2013 12:42am UTC
   Format credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
   lmL
   Do you know what that means? It's a textual repentaion for a visual hand symbol. Thumb, index, and pink finger up, middle finger and ring finger down and clenched in. Do you know what it means? It's sign language for "I love you," and aslo, now known for Stand For the Silent, an anti-bully project, that means:
   I support you, and I will always have your back. Stand for the silent was created when Kirk's 11 year old son, Ty Smalley, commited suicide due to bullying.
   Local teenagers, just like you and I, had heard what happened, and created a group. Today, Kirk came to talk to my school. It one was of the 23 schools in the united states that he had picked. This expirance for me was lifechanging. The mission: stop bullying. Here, on witty, most of us have had to face bullies. People, WE CAN BE THE CHANGE. You know who else is in on this project? Predident Obama, and his wife. Oh yeah, and Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga cares about YOU. Please, do some research on this and find ways to increase awareness on bullying. Bring this to your school's attetion. We can be a part of the change to end bullying. Did you know, Kirk has a list of 900 kids in the world that have commited suicide because of bullying? And that's just the one's he has. There are many more. Did you know, the youngest person on that list was six years old? six. That poor boy will remain six forever. Did you know, every SEVEN SECONDS someone in the world is being: abused, neglected, harrassed, embarassed, humiliated, and in a sum of it all, bullied. Every. Seven. Seconds. If you want to stop this, take this pledge. Ready? Here we go:
   "From this day forward I promise to respect those around me, as well as
   respect myself. I AM SOMEBODY, and I can make a difference. I can make
   another feel loved. I can be the helping hand that leads another back to a path
   of hopeand apsiration. I WILL NOT STAND SILENT as others try to spread
   hatredthrough my community. Instead, I pledge to lift up these victims and
   show themthat their lives matter. I will be the change because
   I AM SOMEBODY."
   I love you all. I always have your back. lmL
   Stand For The Silent
   
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12. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sometimes I really wanna talk to Witty famous people, but then I'm like
    "No, don't do it. They're so out of your league. Don't do it. You'll just embarrass yourself."
    
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13. lovecrazy
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    March 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    I can fck my entire life up in a matter of 5 seconds.
    I should get some kind of award for that.
    
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14. happiest*
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    March 4, 2013 2:48pm UTC
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15. pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    if we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans;
    instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in 15 minutes.
    
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16. EmilyxLovesxU
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    March 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    "Swearing is unattractive"
    I was never attractive anyway so shut the fck up
    
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17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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    March 4, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    - When I buy a new body wash -
    Body wash: Use a quater sized
    amount and lather on your body
    repeat as needed.
    Me: - Uses half the bottle -
    Yeah, that's a good amount.
    
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18. WeAreTheBoys
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    March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
    Apparently, it was the wrong one.
    
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19. happiest*
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    March 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Normal teenagers: sneak out and leave.
    Me:*I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room*
    
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20. jimmy365
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    March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365
    
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