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  1. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Even the thought of your name
    Makes me smile
    :-)

  2. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Heres to the boys who,
    cuddle you for no reason, let you lie on there shoulder, kiss you on your forehead, think about you, give you cute nicknames, have feelings for you, write you a love song, hold you when you cry, hold your hand while they drive, hug you from behind, play with you in the snow, dont play hard to get, will be your prince, tell their friends their in love, have pillow fights with you, watch disney movies, & accept your imperfections.♥

  3. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Roses are Red,
    violets are blue.
    he's for me,
    not for you.
    by a chance
    you take my place,
    I'll take my fist
    and smash your face.

  4. heyitssadie heyitssadie
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I don't understand why
    gay marriage can't be legal. If two people love each other, it shouldn't matter whether they're both women, both men, or a man and woman.
    »»»click the ♥ if you support gay marriage

  5. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    sad story...
    A girl wanted a ring, but the boy gave her a teddy bear instead. In anger the girl threw her teddy bear into the road. The boy ran out to get it to get it back, but he was hit by a coming car and died. At the funeral the girl hugged the teddy bear and the machine in it spoke and said " Will you marry me?" Guess what she found inside? A ring.

  6. LetsDoItTonightx3 LetsDoItTonightx3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    What do you call
    a sleepwalking
    nun?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .a roamin' catholic.

  7. DinasaursGoRawr DinasaursGoRawr
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:58am UTC
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  8. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    the one who falls
    and gets UP
    is much stronger than
    the person who
    NEVER FELL

  9. xxbriibabyxx xxbriibabyxx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Know Whats awkward?
    You, Cheated and dumped your ex.
    You,Date the new boy.
    The New boy has 4 siblings.
    His sister dates your ex.
    His Other sister Likes your ex's brother.
    His Little brother, dates your ex bestfriend.
    Your ex Bestie is trying to get with your new boyfriend.
    and your ex told his girlfriend he still likes you.
    Now thats akward.

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Homework gives me
    1% knowledge and 99% boredom


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    I remember when my bestfriend,
    was all shy and innocent and quiet,
    i created a monster.

  13. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Don't judge me until you know me.
    Don't underestimate me until you
    challenge me & don't talk about me
    until you talk to me..

  14. julezxbaby26 julezxbaby26
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:01am UTC
    What if...
    oxygen was actually poisonous and took about 80 years to kill you?

  15. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:17am UTC
    When im older,
    and my daughter asks me
    who my first love was,
    i dont want to have to
    pull out an old photo album.
    i want to point acrossed the room,
    and say.. thats him.

  16. SheWasOnceIt SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:21am UTC
    Love is deaf
    YOU CAN'T JUST TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM. YOU HAVE TO SHOW IT,

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    I want to be the one you
    look for in a crowd.
    I want to be the one you
    call when you're sad.
    and I wanna be the one
    who you love ♥

  18. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
    Want to workout?
    NMF

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    You're so fake,
    Barbie's jealous.

  20. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED THE
    WHOLE WORLD TO LOVE YOU
    MAYBE YOU ONLY NEED ONE PERSON.
    - KERMIT THE FROG

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