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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection
    CookieDoughFormats

  3. Belma_ Belma_
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    If I killed myself tonight,
    the stars would still appear,
    the sun would still come out,
    the earth would still rotate,
    the seasons would still change..... so why not?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 4:46am UTC
    >>the way Obama started to cry during his speech♥

  7. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    I hate it when i dont forward a chainmail then die the next day.

  8. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Detailed list of boys who like me:

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    To stop kids from doing drugs, they should just give drugs less cool names.
    If ecstasy was called "moist curdle", I can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it.

  10. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    i'm so afraid to say that i'm falling for you,
    because i've been so many times.
    dropped

  11. babyboo143 babyboo143
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Not giving up is the most
    powerful thing you could
    do,
    show people you are strong,
    I know its hard, but you can do it.
    I know you can.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Remember when you used to stay up 'til 2 in the morning just to talk to me?
    Yea..I miss that.

  14. katyisbeastly katyisbeastly
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I wish I could fall asleep as fast a Spongbob


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  16. abillionandonesecrets abillionandonesecrets
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Secret #1
    I'm an anorexic, I starve myself as much as possible, and when I do eat, I make sure it necer stays in my stomach long. Last month my boyfriend asked why I looked like I kept losing weight. I told hm my secret and and he made me promise i'd stop and i'd eat. And if it was to hard that i'd atleast keep it in my stomach. I promised him i'd eat and try my best to keep it down. I lied. I didn't even attempt to make myself better. Sorry honey.

  17. abillionandonesecrets abillionandonesecrets
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    secret #3
    I want to get seriously hurt. I want to get to the point where I am in so much pain and in so much agony. I know it's awful. But if i'm in this much pain, someone will ask if i need anything, or if i'm okay. This way someone will care about me, even if only for a little while.

  18. abillionandonesecrets abillionandonesecrets
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Secret #4
    I have thee worst seperation anxiety out there. I can stand being home alone, but I can't walk to the garbage can in the lunchroom by myself.

  19. abillionandonesecrets abillionandonesecrets
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC
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    Secret #14
    I can do all this stuff that people think I can't.
    I choose not to do it because people think I can't.
    If no one thiinks I can why should I do it?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. MrLettuceTaco52 MrLettuceTaco52
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    YOLO # 1
    Putting your right earphone in your left ear and your left earphone in your right ear.
    (should I do a series)

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