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1. XxAoifeXx
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 5:25pm UTC
   I Remeber When My Bestfriend Was The Shy And Quiet One..... I Created A MONSTER! :D
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. beana
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 7:57pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   Dude, you folded my cat in a pillow and started singing, "it's a pillow pet ! it's a pillow pet!"
   
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3. beana
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk"
   Dude, you were going around beating cars with a bat saying, "like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. wittylover14
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   When I get a song stuck
   In my head
   I have to listen to it
   12787392448462389746
   times in a row.
   just me ?
   
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6. OnlyHis
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   Fave This If ;
   Y o u ' r e O n H e r e L o o k i n g F o r Y o u r N e x t F a c e b o o k S t a t u s . < 3
   
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7. XxAoifeXx
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 1:55pm UTC
   Teacher: where’s your homework?
   Student: written in the stars
   Teacher: where’s that?
   Student: a million miles away
   Teacher: what did it say?
   Student: a message to the main
   Teacher: that wasn’t the homework
   Student: oooohhh
   Teacher: go to the principle and explain why you haven’t done the homework
   Student: but the seasons come and go, and I will never change
   Teacher: now or its detention
   Student: and I’m on my way
   Teacher: strange child
   Student: ehe,eeeeeeehheeeeee
   
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8. Jennie123
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   Today I was kissed in the rain by my crush
   lol jk I ate fries
   
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9. XxAoifeXx
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   Am Not Lazy Am Just On Energry Saving Mode...
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. PaigiePooh2017
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Feeling safe,when your hugging a boy taller than you..
    ♥
    
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11. Cassiee9715
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:18pm UTC
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12. ericaa05
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    you take a test
    hand it in,
    THEN realizeyou made a mistake.
    
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13. someone_like_you
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Your Parents Ask Who You Like.
    
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14. xoxosierrachristinaxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Yes ...
    I do have a boyfriend ...
    His name is Sleep
    & i get some every night
    <3 *
    
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15. someone_like_you
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    An Asian Is Dumb.
    
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16. someone_like_you
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    The Pigs From Angry Birds Stare At You.
    
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17. sportsgirl869
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    sl_t
    All i need is
    "u"
    
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18. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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19. iloveeddiealvarez
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    The way you don't see me
    is the way I see you </3
    NMF
    
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20. iloveeddiealvarez
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything ...
    -Kiss on the Cheek = We're a cute couple
    -Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice---
    Dont ask for a kiss, take one. - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee. --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you♥ nmq/nmf
    
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