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Member Since: 26 Jul 2011 02:53am

Last Seen: 9 Dec 2012 11:47pm

user id: 199680

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 i'm Marina Leanne

       
and i believe personality determines beauty

  1. beana beana
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Dear People of the World,
    I don't mean to sound slutty, but feel free to use me whenever you want.
    Sincerely,
    Grammar.

  2. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    k n o w yourself
    b e yourself
    t r u s t yourself
    l o v e yourself

  3. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    my world would be empty without you.

  4. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:44am UTC
    FOR LEASE
    CALL 18006775463
    ^ N A V I D A D
    DON'TJOCKPLEASE

  5. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    why is Santa's sac so big?
    'cause he only comes once a year

  6. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Dear windshield wipers,
    can't touch this
    Sincerely, that little triangle

  7. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    some people just need a hug...
    ...around their neck
    with my hands
    nmq

  9. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    I don't have an attitude problem
    you have a problem with my attitude

  10. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    there's a little truth behind every jk.
    a little curiosity behind every jw.
    a little knowledge behind every idk.
    and a little emotion behind every idc.

  11. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    Dude, you were going around beating cars with a bat saying, "like a good neighbor state farm is there!"

  12. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk"
    Dude, you folded my cat in a pillow and started singing, "it's a pillow pet ! it's a pillow pet!"

  13. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    have you ever read the novel Brown Spots on the Wall
    by WhoFlungPoo

  14. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:31pm UTC

    this is my new girlfriend. she's model, which explains why she has no body.

  15. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    DEAR LOL,
    thanks for being there when i have nothing else to say.

  16. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    it's just a little too late, cause i'm bringing sexy back & as a matter of fact my chain does hang low so smack that.

  17. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    always&forever always♡

  18. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    if someone is always on your mind
    maybe they're supposed to be there.

  19. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    I refuse to
    sleep naked.
    What if a bug crawls in my butt?

  20. beana beana
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 11:17pm UTC
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