Teacher: where’s your homework?

Student: written in the stars

Teacher: where’s that?

Student: a million miles away

Teacher: what did it say?

Student: a message to the main

Teacher: that wasn’t the homework

Student: oooohhh

Teacher: go to the principle and explain why you haven’t done the homework

Student: but the seasons come and go, and I will never change

Teacher: now or its detention

Student: and I’m on my way

Teacher: strange child

Student: ehe,eeeeeeehheeeeee