Talking to a five year old
5 year-old: And I have five boyfriends, Carter, Brandon, Bobby, Matthew, and Alex!
me: wow, that's a lot.
5 year-old: I guess, but Carter has seven girlfriends. But that's okay, he said he loved me the most!!
me: Well, sometimes boys lie to us.
5 year-old: It's okay, I trust Carter, so do you have a boyfriend?
me: er...
5 year-old: oh, it's okay, I'm sure you'll find one oneday!
#foreveralone