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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Oh, we're best friends?
    Then please be a pal and pull that knife out of my back.

  3. aosias23 aosias23
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    GIRLS IN MY SCHOOL.
    girl #1- omgg i missed you so much during last period!!!
    girl #2- Mee too, i can't live with out you ( then hug) < 3333
    Me and my friends in school.
    Me: Heey beotttchh
    friend- sup whorreee

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    I guess your definition
    of forever, was very different from mine.

  5. youngandinlove youngandinlove
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Don't bother reserving a space in your heart
    for someone who doesnt make the effort to stay.

  6. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 12:25am UTC
    *While on witty*
    "Alright so I guess I'll go to bed at 10pm"
    "Y'know 10:30 won't kill me.."
    "I guess 2am is fine..."

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    the last 3minutes of class
    always seem longer than the rest of the class put together


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. cookiemonster13 cookiemonster13
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Am i the only 1 who didnt know
    "bing" stood for "because its not
    google" or is it just me..

  11. LiveLoveSmilexo LiveLoveSmilexo
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    WHY IS THERE CHIPS
    in my bag of air?

  12. Mister_Alex Mister_Alex
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:39pm UTC
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  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    not my format.
    That awkward moment
    when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home.

  14. Honeyblood Honeyblood
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Favorite if
    You're sexy
    And you know it!
    NMF

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Girl: Are you with your friends?
    Him: Yeah, how'd you know?
    Girl: Because you're acting like a jerk and ignoring me again.

  16. iamaweirdo iamaweirdo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    "but mom...
    what if i get kidnapped?"
    "who cares, your not getting a phone."
    [nmf]

  17. nowthatsclasssyx3 nowthatsclasssyx3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    He's playing xbox,
    With a bunch of his friends. He thinks about her. She's fat. She cakes on her makeup. She doesn't even look that good. He lies to himself. She's beautiful. He knows it, too. She was his entire world. He may have not have told her that, but he knew. She was everything to him. And now, she's gone. He feels his eyes tearing up. His friends look at him funny. "Oh, it's just my contacts.. it's really dry in here." He lies. Contacts are the last thing on his mind. He sends a "Hey!" text to every girl in his phonebook, besides her. He knows she doesn't love him anymore. He knows that she's with her new boyfriend, and he's long forgetten about. He tries to keep a conversation going with all the girls he just texted, but he know's there will never be anything as special as that girl. That was once his everything.
    She lays her head down,
    On the stuffed animal he won for her at the country fair. She tries to erase every good memory from her brain, and replace them with the bad. Don't think about his adorable dimple. Or his baby blue eyes. Don't think about how his hand felt in yours. She cries. For four long hours. She messed up. He'd never take her back, after she broke his heart. She truly loved him. Not that 14-year-old BS. She loved that boy. He was everything to her. But she knew, deep down, he didn't feel the same. Or so she thought. She cries. Harder and harder. Even though she was the one to end it. she's never felt so hurt and lost. He's gone. He doesn't love her anymore. Time to forget and move on.

  18. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    you said i love you and i said it too.
    the only difference is that i didn't lie to you.

  19. Ic3y_h0t Ic3y_h0t
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    *At breaking dawn* -Edward brings a cup of blood to Bella- My boyfriend: how much of that do you think he drank before giving it to her?
    L M F A O

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment.
    when you're in the middle of of telling a story & you realize it's pointless.

:)

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